The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

yea, the guys not that good in any of the fighting games ... and the MK/NetherRealm ones are supposed to be his specialty if i remember correctly. His salty(and highly entertaining) meltdowns and antics are the reason he even has a name.

My favorite ones are where he completely loses it and gets all emotional. Lol fuckin' hilarious.

 

[CiG]

A streamer I watch has an entire soundboard of just LTG soundbites of him losing his mind, fucking hilarious. That guy has some serious egotistical rage issues lmao. Like the time he screamed "THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GARBAGE" so loudly after getting bodied that his mic shat itself.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

No fucking shit it would be funnier dipshit. It's Low Tier God and Gllty who are both professionals in the fighting game community.

did some google-searching and actually get the joke now

still think it would be kinda funny if the 2 pictures were movie-star celebs

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

what am i doing this moment??

waiting for the young woman with no teeth to get back from City Square's food-bank

she never actually went to the foodbank because she was afraid of the rats eating all of our food

 

[CiG]

still think it would be kinda funny if the 2 pictures were movie-star celebs

It wouldn't make sense, what would be the context? The original image is funny because Low Tier God is a cocky alpha male stereotype and he got annihilated by some tiny transwoman at an event and the image implies that he's haunted by her etc.

Adding two random celebrities would make no fucking sense you stupid crackhead.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

a chick's face behind a bodybuilder's head while he's lifting weights would be kinda funny if it was Arnold or Lou Ferrigno

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Late lastnight, farting nonstop. We're talking HORRIBLE smelling farts.
Wife was so grossed out.
I'm 3 seconds away from getting into bed when I'm hit with the "omg, I have to shit so badly!"
Go take a shit and it's half farts, half demon waste. Wiping was a mess.
So I hop in the shower to get nice and clean for my weekend sleep.
Get out of the shower, dry off completely, and rip the largest most nastiest fart. Smelled like rotten death!
Did a safety wipe and was all clear.
I then dropped massive fart after massive fart about every 30 seconds. Absolutely huge!
More death farts. It was nonstop
Was finally able to get into bed. No clue how my wife didn't wake up.

 

[MetalAges]

Interestingly, I was trying to find a post by him just now about a band I can't remember the name of, and I can't tag his name in this comment or in the search function.

@MetalAges any reason why his account cannot be tagged?

None that I am aware unless the account is banned.

 

[MetalAges]

Late lastnight, farting nonstop. We're talking HORRIBLE smelling farts.
Wife was so grossed out.
I'm 3 seconds away from getting into bed when I'm hit with the "omg, I have to shit so badly!"
Go take a shit and it's half farts, half demon waste. Wiping was a mess.
So I hop in the shower to get nice and clean for my weekend sleep.
Get out of the shower, dry off completely, and rip the largest most nastiest fart. Smelled like rotten death!
Did a safety wipe and was all clear.
I then dropped massive fart after massive fart about every 30 seconds. Absolutely huge!
More death farts. It was nonstop
Was finally able to get into bed. No clue how my wife didn't wake up.

Something wrong with you man lol

 

[Slammed]

Late lastnight, farting nonstop. We're talking HORRIBLE smelling farts.
Wife was so grossed out.
I'm 3 seconds away from getting into bed when I'm hit with the "omg, I have to shit so badly!"
Go take a shit and it's half farts, half demon waste. Wiping was a mess.
So I hop in the shower to get nice and clean for my weekend sleep.
Get out of the shower, dry off completely, and rip the largest most nastiest fart. Smelled like rotten death!
Did a safety wipe and was all clear.
I then dropped massive fart after massive fart about every 30 seconds. Absolutely huge!
More death farts. It was nonstop
Was finally able to get into bed. No clue how my wife didn't wake up.

What you need to figure out is how to save farts like that up and throw them like a ventriloquist throws his voice. So many crowded situations would be made easier if you could throw your death farts into an area clearing it before you get there.

 

[CiG]

a chick's face behind a bodybuilder's head while he's lifting weights would be kinda funny if it was Arnold or Lou Ferrigno

 

[Onder]

Nice farting story.

What am I doing: I'm gonna go infect some wheat plants with some Puccinia spp fungi. Literally inject the fungus into the stem with a needle. It's raining and muddy as well so this is like playing army doctors or some shit. I'm like plant Mengele before someone starts fighting for plant kingdom's rights.

 

[Onder]

My farting stories are rather boring ever since I lost the ability to fart without shitting myself.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i move closer to that life phase with each passing year. the IBS diagnosis is where it all begins

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

My farting stories are rather boring ever since I lost the ability to fart without shitting myself.

that should actually make them more exciting

No clue how my wife didn't wake up.

the real question is, how in the hell did she wake up after being gassed non-stop for hours?

 

[Onder]

i move closer to that life phase with each passing year. the IBS diagnosis is where it all begins

Yep.

I actually have a very recent story. My office at my new job is connecting the hall and my colleague's office. She's an older woman, a mother of two afaik. There's a couple of other doors next to our offices entrance - female and male restrooms most notably. Since I can't fart elsewhere, there's sometimes a lot of racket while I release the big one. A couple days back I visited the male restroom and ripped a monster. We're talking 150 deafening decibels, hard to believe a human body can hold such pressure when it's transformed into such sonic abuse.

Afterwards I was trying to catch my breath and I heard someone move through the wall and I also heard a phone message ringtone. I realized oh shit wait, her office is right next to this shitter and these walls must be fucking thin if I can hear her move on her chair. She must've heard that satanic fart like Wagnerian hornsection in her face.

There's a happy ending to this as there's another toilet few meters away down the hall so since that revelation I travel the few extra steps to a more discreet location.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

About to go in for an interview in about 10 minutes

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

What am I doing right now??

laughing my fucking ass off

Our Calling kicked out a girl before lunch
then, after lunch, the resumed calling people's names for the shower
they started calling "Crystal Carter come take a shower"
they spent an entire half-a-fucking-hour calling Crystal Carter to the shower
EDIT
it might have been even longer than half an hour, i'm not wearing a watch
it took that fucking long for the people in charge of the showers to realize that "Crystal Carter" was the person who'd been kicked off the property for the rest of the day

also
the alliteration in a birth-certificate name of a real-life-person is making me giggle just a bit anyway because it's making me think of Peter Parker Matt Murdoch, Otto Octavious, Stephen Strange, etc etc etc

btw
Crystal Carter loves having me massage her feet, and she's got sexy-shaped feet and i think i could get her to give me a footjob

hanging out with Crystal Carter again
i think i can get into her pants if i wanted to
i'm just not sure if i want to
cuz she's totally batshit crazy

also
picked up perscription of Seroquel which i will be able to sell in a few days

 

[CiG]

Afterwards I was trying to catch my breath

This part fucking caught me off guard.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

drinking coffee and eating cinnamon roll