The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

I just woke up covered in sweat and piss residue on the verge of puking

Its a long story

possibly an awesome story
if you want to entertain us with it

 

[PrincessHades]

possibly an awesome story
if you want to entertain us with it

It was a rainy Wednesday night in 2015. I heard a screech followed by the sound of piss hitting my window. all the sudden i heard it open, and in flew the Iron Wizzer. he pulled out his cumbersome iron cock and began to taunt me with it. "You must bathe in my metallic piss" he said. i tried to leave the room but the door wouldnt open. "come, my child, and revel in my urine". I jumped onto my bed.

"Now, Hades, you will feel the power of my stream" spoke the Iron Wizzer. He unleshed a golden torrent of wizz. It soaked me as well as the matress. Suddenly, the Iron Wizzer stopped pissing and made the loudest flushing sound ever heard. His female associate then appeared and pissed in my mouth and I swallowed every drop. "I believe our work here is done, we must journey to starbucks and provide the millenials with our glorious yellow cream". The Iron Wizzer and the female who I assumed to be either his girlfriend or piss servant, flew out the window with a cold force.

I woke up in a pool of piss. I tasted it and it turned out to be my own. I think I was just dreaming. Jk, im into piss play and when I was 15-17 I was dumb enough to engage in it on my mattress without cleaning up afterwards

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

hahaha

 

[PrincessHades]

Trying not to pass the fuck out. I cant even keep track of the fucking days but i think ive been up for the past 3 days with nothing but naps.

if i go to sleep before midnight im not gonna legit sleep, ill just take this half assed nap and wake up in the middle of the night and eat hot wings like i did last night

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Trying not to pass the fuck out. I cant even keep track of the fucking days but i think ive been up for the past 3 days with nothing but naps.

if i go to sleep before midnight im not gonna legit sleep, ill just take this half assed nap and wake up in the middle of the night and eat hot wings like i did last night

sounds like your naps are you experiencing micro-sleep
this is prolly a side effect of your inhalant usage

It was a rainy Wednesday night in 2015. I heard a screech followed by the sound of piss hitting my window. all the sudden i heard it open, and in flew the Iron Wizzer. he pulled out his cumbersome iron cock and began to taunt me with it. "You must bathe in my metallic piss" he said. i tried to leave the room but the door wouldnt open. "come, my child, and revel in my urine". I jumped onto my bed.

"Now, Hades, you will feel the power of my stream" spoke the Iron Wizzer. He unleshed a golden torrent of wizz. It soaked me as well as the matress. Suddenly, the Iron Wizzer stopped pissing and made the loudest flushing sound ever heard. His female associate then appeared and pissed in my mouth and I swallowed every drop. "I believe our work here is done, we must journey to starbucks and provide the millenials with our glorious yellow cream". The Iron Wizzer and the female who I assumed to be either his girlfriend or piss servant, flew out the window with a cold force.

I woke up in a pool of piss. I tasted it and it turned out to be my own. I think I was just dreaming.

hahahaha
this sounds like something from wattpad

Jk, im into piss play and when I was 15-17 I was dumb enough to engage in it on my mattress without cleaning up afterwards

I like piss play too

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

im into piss play and when I was 15-17 I was dumb enough to engage in it on my mattress without cleaning up afterwards

piss play is what they make rubber mattresses for
also
when i do piss play it's usually on the linoleum of a kitchen floor or the tile of a bathroom floor or the cement of a rain-funneling aqueduct slope or sometimes in an actual bathtub to easily clean up

 

[PrincessHades]

rain funneling slope? sounds outdoorsy, nice

lmao if you entertain guests in that kitchen

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

rain funneling slope? sounds outdoorsy, nice

imagine a venn diagram showing women into giving/receiving golden showers and women with a sex-out-doors-fetish
there's a weirdly huge amount of overlap

lmao if you entertain guests in that kitchen

having a golden shower on the floor doesn't make the room stop being a kitchen

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Terasophe
read the last 8 post of this thread

 

[Sophii]

I'm desensitized by piss play. Its not as gross to me as shit fetish.

I'm good with everything as long as its not shit, vomit, blood, or organs (the non sexual kind)

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

for me the blood's not nearly as gross to me as the shit and vomit
and under certain circumstances the piss actually turns me on

 

[no country for old wainds]

piss shit and blood don't bother me but i draw a line at vomit

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

shit during sex = less disgusting than vomit during sex??

 

[EternalMetal]

Both make my turtle retreat into its shell.

 

[PrincessHades]

Piss for me is hot...golden showers are somewhat sexy but pissing myself and watching girls wet is where its really at

As for shit, ive watched some shit vids to see and while it was alright it wasnt really my thing

Vomit...the act of girls puking/gagging especially from oral is really hot to me, but the substance itself is kind of gross

Idk how i feel about blood, i havent really explored it in sexual contexts yet

 

[EternalMetal]

And to think I'm boring because good old naked missionary turns me on most. Shit, piss, puke, blood, where is the appeal?

 

[CiG]

piss shit and blood don't bother me but i draw a line at vomit

Really?

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

And to think I'm boring because good old naked missionary turns me on most. Shit, piss, puke, blood, where is the appeal?

i hate the missionary position
my dick is perfect for girl-on-top
i like the lifted skirts and open zippers where sex happens with your clothes on
i'm into cosplay
and i really like special sex-costumes, like the open-crotch-catsuits and the cone-skirts that are designed for sex with your clothes on

Piss for me is hot...golden showers are somewhat sexy but pissing myself and watching girls wet is where its really at

As for shit, ive watched some shit vids to see and while it was alright it wasnt really my thing

Vomit...the act of girls puking/gagging especially from oral is really hot to me, but the substance itself is kind of gross

Idk how i feel about blood, i havent really explored it in sexual contexts yet

i love receiving golden showers
sometimes give golden showers when i find the girls that are into it
bloodplay is fun
i really love drinking menstrual blood
i can always smell the difference between menstrual blood and blood coming from an open wound
the smell of menstrual blood makes my dick hard
i know girls that are into shit
but for me shit just seems too toxic
i get paranoid that the feces is going to make me get sick
vomit is fun, kinda, when i'm high, but the texture's just wrong when i'm sober

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I don't much care for golden showers, but crystal clear showers, from someone who is well hydrated, are fine by me.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I don't much care for golden showers, but crystal clear showers, from someone who is well hydrated, are fine by me.

i like the way the slightly yellow piss glitters in sunlight