The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Onder]

Someone describe the common symptoms of a long-term porn addict

A cum-stained keyboard. A strong left arm since the right one clicks the mouse. Downloads terabytes of porn that he never watches. Spends two hours choosing a porn clip to jack off to and then only plays one minute of it. Builds up unrealistic expectations so if and when he finally gets an opportunity to get laid the dick won't go up because there's no professional lights on the scene. Shit like that. Don't go full retard on porn I guess.

 

[Slammed]

Words of experience?

 

[Matt]

Sitting at my gate at Vegas Intl. I'm exhausted as fuck and my flight doesn't leave for another couple hours. And I'm supposed to work tomorrow. Fuck. Had fun in my first trip to Vegas though.

 

[Onder]

Words of experience?

Nice.

I think I'm quite immune to porn addiction partly because there's a number of tropes in the industry that I detest. I think excessive make-up makes women unattractive, for one, and that's very wide-spread. I also find silicon boobs and butts repulsive. It's not like I want to watch the result of a plastic surgery experiment to get my dick up. Fucking mutants no thanks. Also, having a job and social life prevents masturbating 24/7 quite effectively.

 

[Slammed]

Me thinkums you are defending yourself too vigorously

 

[Sophii]

My degenerate ass had a porn addiction up from my early teenage years until about the time I hit 19 or 20. Then it started to become boring/lackluster and now I find better things to do to occupy my time. It became more of a chore from boredom than an actual pleasing thing.

 

[CiG]

Someone describe the common symptoms of a long-term porn addict

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Trying to dye a piece of fabric for the first time. I found this really sweet gray denim trench but it's too fresh looking. You know, how some denim has almost like a silvery sheen to it? Real professional-like? Don't care for that. So I soaked it in a tub of garbage last week, but the garbage didn't take, so now I'm washing it and dyeing it brown instead.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

My wife smokes weed, her and our roomate. I used to a little bit before I got this job (because random drug tests are a fucking bitch.) But also I just dont think itll be good for me health wise if I'm gonna be climbing trees all the time.

I dont think weed is all that bad anyway. Not really my cup of tea though.

a bunch of companies that require drug piss-testing have already removed weed from the drugs that they test for

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Someone describe the common symptoms of a long-term porn addict

that moment you choose to jack off to porn instead of getting laid
that's a real thing that really happens to a lot of dudes when their porn addiction gets serious enough

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Nice.

I think I'm quite immune to porn addiction partly because there's a number of tropes in the industry that I detest. I think excessive make-up makes women unattractive, for one, and that's very wide-spread. I also find silicon boobs and butts repulsive. It's not like I want to watch the result of a plastic surgery experiment to get my dick up. Fucking mutants no thanks. Also, having a job and social life prevents masturbating 24/7 quite effectively.

the amount of make up doesn't matter quite as much as the style of make-up
if it's done a certain way, a girl can be wearing a shit-ton of make-up and you don't even notice it till there's a zoom-in on her face

some of the huge boobs and huge asses aren't silicone

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

A cum-stained keyboard. A strong left arm since the right one clicks the mouse. Downloads terabytes of porn that he never watches. Spends two hours choosing a porn clip to jack off to and then only plays one minute of it. Builds up unrealistic expectations so if and when he finally gets an opportunity to get laid the dick won't go up because there's no professional lights on the scene. Shit like that. Don't go full retard on porn I guess.

hahaha

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Watching the Blues play the Avalanche in Denver
They're playing Power Trip Swing of the Axe

 

[Onder]

I'm tagging some mp3s while watching over students writing an exam.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

using facebook to look at soft-core-porn

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Just got home. Someone left a Spanish-language flier on my door inviting me to an immigrants' meeting at the state capitol. The agenda is an extension of the DREAM Act and limiting ICE's enforcement powers at the state level. Should I go?

 

[Slammed]

If you've got your sock drawer sorted out I see no reason to stay home.

 

[jimmy101]

I was considering going to the #sackscomo rally last weekend, & whilst I'm always for dethroning a Liberal leader, I just couldn't bring myself to do it as I feel that protesting is so lame. Went to an Aboriginal rights rally a few years ago, I'm a big believer in the cause, but standing around out on the street with a bunch of alarmist goombas drenched with white-guilt shouting "Shame, shame" at Parliament offices just felt so fucking pointless.

 

[CiG]

A Melbournite stopping and thinking before running off to protest something they have a shallow understanding of? Maybe there's hope for you yet.

 

[Slammed]

Protesters from all walks of life are rabid butt monkeys. Protesting these days seems to be more about who can do the stupidest thing rather than standing up for a cause.

I did see that sackscomo protest on the news the other day. People were wearing "Fuck Scomo" t-shirts. I thought that was a bit harsh. Sacking him is fair enough but fucking him as well seems very over the top given the packages ex-pollies walk away with. Although I am of the belief that sacking Scomo is kind of pointless because they will just put another self serving fucknut in his place.