You've been using Linux for 6 hours, and you think you've nailed it... that's cute. Let's see what you think a month or two from now, when you've had time to remember the rest of the programs you need, which you're used to installing in < 5 minutes on Windows, while on Linux they require 20+ hours of hacking your way through bizarre chains of program dependencies, until you ultimately conclude "hm, maybe I can get by without half the programs I normally use."
Is 'going old' a Czech thing only?
Is 'going old' the opposite to being a cougar in the the western world?
And frogs in frypans? Na, hit them with a gold club and watch the little fuckers fly.