The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[zabu of nΩd]

Two years ago I was FWB with a lady 12 years older than me. It was a good time. We both knew it was casual, we had minimal expectations, and she was highly skilled in bed. Too bad she had to move across the country, but I met my last girlfriend barely a month later, so it worked out.

 

[Slammed]

I've dated two women who were nearly 20 years older than me, but until I'm geriatric I refuse to go geriatric. I hear retirement homes are a hive of bedroom activity these days so there is hope for all when they get older.

 

[Bloopy]

Finally motivated to work on making (horrible noise) music again. I hadn't really done anything towards my main project since late 2018. The project's first song nearly 20 years ago was vocals over a short sound collage sorta loop and I'm redoing it as a big hot chaotic mess. I don't often take the easy route. I'll probably have 64 separate tracks in the DAW and have to do a lot of scrolling up and down.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I half ass started recording acappella covers of some trad doom favorites awhile back. It was fun. Be cool to get back into but I don't have my freebie FL anymore and really don't understand high art software at all, like where are you supposed to put your calculated fields and pivot charts in those I don't get it?

 

[Onder]

At work and this is a typical friday, I'm trying to stay productive but the longing for weekend is strong with me. Kinda want to lay on the couch and masterbate the dee, it would help my psyché, I also have some flocc juice in the fridge, just waiting to be opened and refresh the old dude working homo.

 

[Onder]

Could it be that I go home and jack the pee pee? No. Instead I'm playing around with a code at work. Right now the script is running and I patiently await the next load of error messages. It's like a bukkake, when it splatters over your face you are unavoidably confused, what does this even mean, you have to decode this and at the beginning there's always the human fault, your fault, you're nothing, degraded, with cum on your face. But now it's running.

Beer would be nice, couch would be nice, but no, it's running now.

 

[Onder]

About 10 years ago I developed a theory that women would start wearing fake cum on their face instead of makeup, simply because it's more attractive, but ten years later, still nothing. Maybe there's something wrong with society. Imagine two female coworkers in the morning: "that looks so real!!", "girl, you wish", "..you look great", "have you seen Adriana yesterday, she put so much cum on her face", "I know, what an overdose, complete bukkake", "but this is decent", "thanks".

Maybe I'm from the future.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

....

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Still as fucking odd as ever.

 

[CiG]

Was watching a random video and saw a woman with a super-thin hairline. Nothing makes me genuinely sadder than women going bald.

 

[Sophii]

Just got off work. Getting food for the weekend (and snacks for D&D )

 

[Onder]

Nothing much. Sitting in my office. Just made myself a coffee and started listening to some album I bought yesterday. Slowly doing some work like reading up on some methods but it's very relaxed.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Was watching a random video and saw a woman with a super-thin hairline. Nothing makes me genuinely sadder than women going bald.

Why is that? Bald can be a good look for some women, whereas there are plenty of afflictions for which that can't be said.

 

[CiG]

Why is that? Bald can be a good look for some women, whereas there are plenty of afflictions for which that can't be said.

Are you conflating going bald with shaving your head? Because that would be a huge fucking mistake.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Are you conflating going bald with shaving your head? Because that would be a huge fucking mistake.

I'm not, but just as there are women who are bald by choice, there are women with alopecia who embrace baldness. Or if not, they can always wear a wig. That's a pretty easy fix compared to the options available to someone with a genuine deformity. So while you say there's nothing sadder, I can think of plenty worse.

 

[CiG]

I'm not, but just as there are women who are bald by choice, there are women with alopecia who embrace baldness. Or if not, they can always wear a wig. That's a pretty easy fix compared to the options available to someone with a genuine deformity. So while you say there's nothing sadder, I can think of plenty worse.

Okay? I think you're missing the point in a really weird way. There's a huge emotional and psychological difference between shaving your head in the knowledge you can just grow it back and shaving your head because if you let it grow out people can see your scalp through your hair, and that difference is amplified tenfold for women.

But sure, it's probably objectively worse to deal with a missing jaw or a scoliosis brace.

 

[Onder]

A colleague will celebrate his 90th birthday next month and I'm translating the announcement to English.

Cycler is running in the lab.

I will get drunk later, that's for sure.

 

[The Butt]

Watching Maxmoefoe and preparing for the Raid Day in the afternoon today. First day off all week.

 

[CiG]

Spot on. Miss this shit so much.

 

[Onder]

A most interesting thing just happened to me. I was taking a shit at work, rather explosive at that, and I had my in-ears in and playing some 20th century classical - a female composer who's mildly film-score like, but also in the post-war eastern european tradition, I wiped my ass and as I was putting my pants back on again, the headphone cable got partly stuck in my pants and made a noose that circumvented my genitals and I accidentally tightened it by finishing the common dressing up movement. It was the weirdest feeling, like my genitals were a wild mustang and I lassoed it like Gregory Peck in a western scene, I can't stop thinking about it now.