The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Right now it's nearly 2 A.M. and I'm taking a break from working on my english project, and I'm listening to my playlist on shuffle. Also I'm pretty hungry but I donno if I should bother getting something to eat or not :p
 
Where´s my god damn "A Year And A Half In The Life Of Metallica"-dvd?!!! aargh,if i knew where i had it i would have written that i´m about to watch it but i guess god has other plans for me this night.
 
Well, I unzipped my pants, took my penis out, then started urinating. Then, when I was done, I put it back in, I zipped up my pants, then washed my hands.
Well played! Were you tempted to start urinating before taking it out, or did you know you wanted to go for the traditional "whip-it-out-and-piss" approach?

3:59

and yes it is a time. Europe works on a 24-hour clock.
They can't get anything right!