The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Well, I unzipped my pants, took my penis out, then started urinating. Then, when I was done, I put it back in, I zipped up my pants, then washed my hands.
Well played! Were you tempted to start urinating before taking it out, or did you know you wanted to go for the traditional "whip-it-out-and-piss" approach?

3:59

and yes it is a time. Europe works on a 24-hour clock.
They can't get anything right!