The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[The Ozzman]

Table Time is way better at making a girl quiet.

 

[waif]

Only if you do it hard enough.
And GFAD was referring to sheep...

 

[False Joe]

And the only way to do that is to fashion a table that's the perfect height, seeing as you're only going to be able to get the head over the table.

 

[The Ozzman]

seeing as you're only going to be able to get the head over the table.

If the table is, like, 6 feet tall maybe.

If the table is 3-4 feet tall, you can get way more than just her head over the fucking table.

 

[False Joe]

Sure, HER head.
I assumed we were still on the intrincities of table timing a sheep.
Women are easy to table time.

And I'm listening to Old man's child. Tis fucking ace.

 

[The Ozzman]

In the case of a sheep, you could just use a footstool

 

[False Joe]

Suppose. But then it'd be footstool time.
Or unspecified wooden furniture time. Not the same ring.

Anyway. Ima gona go revises.

 

[FenriR]

Exam were awful. I'm mentally exhausted. I need to go and shoot up some pixels.

 

[ossa]

First of all, I hate to sound completely ignorant, but what the heck is table timing?



Also,

And I'm listening to Old man's child. Tis fucking ace.

Yeah, that's right. I told you so.

 

[The Ozzman]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Table+Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

 

[FenriR]

Old Man's Child fucking rules. St. Aiden's Fall ftmfw.

EDIT: and that's why you don't ask about things on the internet. You probably won't want to know the answer.

 

[genocide roach]

about to go home. test for promotion tomorrow. so i get the rest of the day to study/relax

i'm gonna go for the relax part. get a good nights sleep and whatnot
~gR~

 

[False Joe]

I've managed to make that the term for most of the blokes that I know.
Whenever one of them grabs the other someone yells out "TABLETIME".

Yeah, that's right. I told you so.

And Insomnium. I feel bad for downloading, but awesome because they're ace

 

[sevag00]

Just finished doing intensive studying for exams. Watching Portugal vs Czech game at the moment.

 

[ossa]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Table+Time

aha, I see. nice and degrading, just the way it should be. sounds awesome.

 

[False Joe]

Like Angry Dragons.

 

[FenriR]

I don't want to know.

 

[False Joe]

Whatta bout space docking?

 

[Alter]

Sexual harassment is going to be the main topic on this thread for the next few days.

 

[ossa]

Whatta bout space docking?

the degradation factor is high, but the nastiness factor is so high that it's completely not worth it.