The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Nothin'. There's this lady and she thinks my tractor's sexy she's always starin' at me when i'm chuggin' along ridin that bitch. Nothin turns her on more than me ridin my tractor.

rly turns her on

she's crazy bout my farmers tan too
 
It really messes my head up the way American and Canadian towns and counties are named after English ones. I know why etc it just means I'm picturing somewhere entirely different when you name the places.
 
There was a farmer called bob, world renown for the size of his nob
too big for women it made them weep but it's the perfect size for his cows and his sheep.
 
Just got back from Rockland. Bought me a trench coat. After that I walked around Wal-mart. The best part is all the employees gave me a strange look. One randomly asked out of a whole bunch of people if I needed any help. I said no.
 
I hate things like that. Like when I tried to take the tray the air hostess was holding instead of just the drink when I was being given the drink or when I walked into H&M just as they were closing.