The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[cookiecutter]

I just got back from my History exam and I think did fairly well. It was fairly straightforward and I am confident in all my answers. I also got my History paper back and I got an 80 (A-). I am really pleased with this because the average grade for arts students at U of T is a C and they grade really harshly so an 80 is very good.

 

[rms]

an 80 is an A-? shouldnt that be a B-?

 

[The Ozzman]

Not where he goes to school

 

[rms]

that's weird

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

It's Canada; everything is weirdtastic.

 

[Melodeath]

wtf

So an A in Canada means nothing I guess

 

[False Joe]

It's all about O's in canada.

O! CANADA!
DUM dum dum de de dum.
Something something something.
Du du du.

 

[Melodeath]

that was beautiful are you a professional choir

 

[False Joe]

Yes.

One man choir.

I can throw my voice into 5 directions in different tones and volumes at once.

 

[Carcassian]

I just cracked open a beer. I'm going to try and get 6 beers down in 30 minutes if anyone wants to join me!

Only if it's not that fucking gay shit you yanks brew up. Looks, smells and tastes like piss (with equivalent ABV)

Drink good BRITISH REAL ALE:

Qualities:

Tastes great
Smells like old boots
Works like laxative crossed with punch to the forehead
Repels women
Grows beards
Makes a man out of faggots

 

[False Joe]

Works like laxative crossed with punch to the forehead

Bulmers Irish Cider. Morning after 7 pints and some jagermeister I was shitting brown liquid.

 

[Carcassian]

After nearly 20 years of real ale abuse, it is not unusual for me to shit so much the morning after that I rapidly go through the "fizzy brown water" stage of shit to the "dry retching of the anus" stage.

What lager drinkers lack is commitment to true bodily ruin.

I see you come from Leicester GFAD. One of my ex g/f came from Hinkley, so we spent a whole load of time in Leicester.

What a fucking shit hole.

 

[False Joe]

I see you come from Leicester GFAD

What a fucking shit hole.

This is an undeniable truth.

After coming down here I spent most of my time thinking about going back to Leicester. Then i grew up and realised how shit the place was

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

So why exactly is it a good thing that yer shitting brown liquid after drinking?

 

[panzerfaust666]

not a good thing, it happens. Beer shits ftw.

 

[False Joe]

So why exactly is it a good thing that yer shitting brown liquid after drinking?

Because real men drink things that rot your gut.

It's not good. I feared going to the toilet all day.
But it's a good proof that what you drank was manly as fuck

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

It will be interesting how my opinion on that kind of shit develops over the next 10 or so years

 

[Vimana]

The weirdest thing this whole school year has happened to me today. I went to the bathroom during 6th period as I always do, I opened the door to the big stall, and in there was one of the special ed kids playing with his dick.

 

[The Ozzman]

So, what happened next?

 

[Vimana]

I closed the stall door and went to the small stall which had piss all over it, proceeded to wipe it all off the toilet seat, took a shit, and went back to class.