The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Lol, thank you. I suppose it doesn't come off well in print, but I'm not offended; I assumed your comments were in questionably tasteful fun and many of my friends say similar things and are no less serious.

But the military coup thing? We need to do that before they replace robot chicken or one of the other few good shows with something stupid. Any idea where the headquarters are?
 
Can I just give myself roofies and not remember anything? Works for thousands of college students, although I have to wonder: Would having sex with an unconscious person be like fucking a corpse?

Edit: just saw the balls/Santa hat pic, it's hilarious. I didn't realise those were his balls