Or, alternatively, just stay up one night and blow it's ass away when it gets on the birdfeeder.
I went to another college today. There are so many beautiful girls there it's unbelieveable. Shame I'm only there for another two days.
I just love being around them.
Hey, check it out! I'm sad and lonely and desperate for attention! Please can somebody make note of my awesome sig?
I've been staring at it for like 45 minutes.............