The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Zephyrus]

About to call my boss and see if I'm still working despite the rain (I'm a groundskeeper).

My relatives are here all week and I'm heading to Boston this weekend for perhaps the only time this summer.

 

[metal paddy]

That doesn't even make sense.

HEY PUNK SEE YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW THE DRINKING MANS LINGO

 

[False Joe]

HEY PUNK SEE YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW THE DRINKING MANS LINGO

If you have the time and the lucidity to come up with a "lingo" you aren't drinking enough.

 

[entanglement]

If you lose lucidity fast enough to not have time for silly invention, you're not a drinking man.

 

[SentinelSlain]

If you don't live in a wheelbarrow, you're not a real drinking man.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you're a my pals you're not a real aryan.

 

[SentinelSlain]

If your not from the north of india, your not a true aryan.

 

[False Joe]

If you're not shitting, you've not eaten enough mexican food.

 

[SentinelSlain]

If you're not feeling like shit, you haven't been staying up late enough.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you're not using internet memes, you're not a real C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

 

[metal paddy]

If you are not blowing enuff smoke you are not smoking big enuff pool cue joint bruv

 

[SentinelSlain]

If you didn't used to be called astronaut mattsson then you aren't a piece of female genitalia.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you don't have big lips, then you can't be a real JAGEagent

 

[SentinelSlain]

If you aren't Billy May's long lost son from when he was just 14 years old and had an incident with a teacher then you aren't a real Ozzman.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you aren't Billy May's long lost son from when he was just 14 years old and had an incident with a teacher then you aren't a real Ozzman.

I lol'd

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Apparently there's some debate about whose kids they really are:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Rowe

 

[diddykoi6]

thats wierd

 

[Ross]

If you haven't been touched sexually be Michael Jackson you are not one of his children.

 

[Einherjar86]

Currently in the Tampa airport, waiting for my flight home. I probably should be doing some reading, but fuck it.

 

[arg]

she's kinda hot