Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
I caught gastro a few years ago, and it was when I had jury duty for the first time. I fainted in the Supreme Court during the selection process for a major methamphetamine distribution case.
Oh shit, lol. I hope it got you out of jury duty at least. Jury duty + gastro at the same time would have to be down on the devil's list of extreme punishments.
My stomach is still fucked up 4 days later. I really thought it wouldn't last this long. I've been posting on here to relieve the boredom of sitting around feeling like crap.