The Worst Movie Ever Thread

[Einherjar86]

The Matrix.

Now you're just trying to start shit.

The worst movies are directed by Uwe Boll. Just look at the cast for In the Name of the King. I mean, Burt Reynolds as the king in a medieval fantasy-themed film? Boll, you are a fucking retard.

 

[antiface]

The worst movie ever? I'm going to go with Spiderman 3. Sam Raimi's name being attached to that abomination kills me a little inside.

 

[CF87]

House of The Dead.
The Village
Wrong Turn 2(first one was awesome)
Newer Wishmaster movies
Freddy vs Jason
Jason X
Candyman(any)

Manos: The Hands of Fate. Any fans of Mystery Science Theater 3k know what I'm talking about. Also, the SciFi channel has some of the worst "original movies" I've ever seen.

I can't watch the Sc-Fi channel because everything on the channel is just awful.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Now you're just trying to start shit.

Actually, no. I haven't watched a lot of terribly bad movies; probably some, but I wouldn't even bothering remembering the titles. There are probably worse movies, but The Matrix was the first thing that came to mind as a pretentious, overrated movie that's crushed under it's own weight.

 

[Vimana]

This one lifetime movie I saw. I'll sum it up.

Girl lives with a man who is not her dad. She likes that man. Her dad wants her to come live with him. The girl doesn't want to. Girl lives with her real dad. Dad gives the girl back to the man. The end. Every five minutes in that movie there was a scene of crying. It was fucking terrible.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why the fuck were you watching Lifetime? Your metal card is hereby revoked.

 

[Vimana]

Because my internet wasn't working. And my sister had it on and wouldn't let me change the channel. I hate all the feminazi crap on that channel.

 

[The Ozzman]

So the only cable channel you get is Lifetime?

 

[Vimana]

My sister had it on and wouldn't let me change the channel.

 

[Einherjar86]

Is your sister a huge man with enormous biceps?

 

[The Ozzman]

You're afraid she would have beat you up?

 

[Vimana]

No, the sound of her whining and yelling is annoying as fuck. And also my parents would take her side (to get her to stop bitching).

 

[Belligerent]

Go talk a fucking walk or something then. I'd rather walk into a speeding bus then watch the tampon channel.

 

[Vimana]

It was at night.

 

[NinjaGeek]

I go for nightly walks everyday, they're very nice.

 

[ossa]

Go talk a fucking walk or something then. I'd rather walk into a speeding bus then watch the tampon channel.

Not even I have watched this channel before!

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Because my internet wasn't working. And my sister had it on and wouldn't let me change the channel. I hate all the feminazi crap on that channel.

then go read a book or something

 

[Belligerent]

Not even I have watched this channel before!

I have proved my point.

 

[Einherjar86]

I go for nightly walks everyday, they're very nice.

That's impossible.

 

[Vimana]

Its hard for me to go no nightly walks because the only way out of my street is going right onto a highway.