The Worst Movie Ever Thread

[Zephyrus]

Superbad.


*ducks*

 

[The Ozzman]

Doom was pretty bad

 

[Vimana]

Epic Movie. Worst movie in fucking existence.

 

[The Ozzman]

Almost anything where Will Ferrell has a starring role

 

[Belligerent]

Superbad.


*ducks*

I thought it was hilarious. Especially the fat kid (whatever his name is). He was in Knocked Up too.

Almost anything where Will Ferrell has a starring role

. Tbh the last funny movie he was in was Old School.

 

[Psychonaut]

Zeph you fag!!

Waterworld
Lady In The Water
Batman & Robin
Battlefield Earth
Date Movie
Eragon
The Lagend of Zorro
The Marine
Mystery Men
Speed 2
Van Helsing
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The New Generation
Epic Movie

 

[Vimana]

Van Helsing? What was bad about that movie?

 

[cookiecutter]

Star Wars Episode 3

 

[antiface]

Van Helsing? What was bad about that movie?

Kate Beckinsale did not get nude.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Not even I have watched this channel before!

You know what? Except for some movie where Delta Burke was getting the living shit kicked out of her by her son, I too have always managed to avoid Lifetime.

 

[Alter]

Fast and the Furious

God, those are awful.

 

[no country for old wainds]

crash (haggis)

 

[waif]

Manos: The Hands of Fate. Any fans of Mystery Science Theater 3k know what I'm talking about. Also, the SciFi channel has some of the worst "original movies" I've ever seen.

I was about to post that.
It really is unwatchable. It's not funny bad, it's just hard to watch. Even them making fun of it couldn't make it anything other than painful. Avoid at all costs.

 

[s_a_o]

Crossroads. Yes, the Britney Spears film.

When I was younger I was paid to take my sister and her friend to see the film at a theatre. It was dreadful.

 

[s_a_o]

I'm pretty sure White Chicks was the worst movie I've ever seen at a theater. I saw some booooooooooooooooooring as fuck Civil War movie in like 2003 or 04 but I can't remember the name of it.

I heard White Chicks was beyond terrible.

There are so many boring war movies out there. My least favorite are the pointless war movies that lack plot. Most war films from the 40s-60s seem to be like that -- pointless walking around, occasional shots fired from the enemy, stupid conversation about "why we are fighting the war", "the Japs this - the Krauts that", a bunch of idiots dying... And that's about it. I hate those films. They're occasionally on the History Channel and the TCM channel (as well as other random movie channels). Such a waste of time.

I heard about a few boring Civil War movies that were relatively recent. I hate it when directors, writers, and actors screw up films pertaining to wars. There are so many good stories that could come out of those events, yet the shittiest ones tend to get made.

 

[Winter.]

Almost anything where Will Ferrell has a starring role

This, and also Freddy Vs Jason. Fucking terrible.

 

[no country for old wainds]

a lot of these films don't take themselves seriously enough to approach being the worst movie ever

 

[DarkBliss]

Fear.com
Faust: Love of the Damned

 

[Einherjar86]

Waterworld

fucking

Hilarious movie.

EDIT: and in a bad way.

 

[Winter.]

I agree with Einherjar!