The Worst Movie Ever Thread

[Vimana]

There's going to be a third.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm surprised no one has said The Godfather Part 3 yet

 

[Vimana]

Because they would get shot.

 

[Einherjar86]

David Cronenberg's Crash was pretty awful.

Fucking weird, that's for sure.

lady in the water is absolutely fucking abominable i agree

Worst M. Night movie. And you're right, one of the worst movies. So many deus ex machinas and bullshit explanations (when there's an explanation at all).

I'm surprised no one has said The Godfather Part 3 yet

Not worthy of "worst movie of all time," I think; but still a weak film nonetheless.

 

[DarkBliss]

Lady in the Water is indeed bordering on unwatchable, though I haven't been able to sit through the entire movie. I've switched to something else about halfway through.

 

[no country for old wainds]

he cast himself as essentially the writer of the bible in LitW he's such a cock

i love everything i've seen by david cronenberg

 

[TheInsane]

I hate Jim Carrey with a passion and cant stand seeing alot of his movies all the way through. The worst may have to be the Ace Ventura stuff. Cant see more than 5 mins of such crap.

 

[The Ozzman]

Ace Ventura is awesome.

 

[Ben_t]

Me and my friends used to rent a lot of crap. Some of the bad movies we've seen were actually funnier than many comedies. I don't remember a lot of the crap we watched but here's some...

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Manos The Hands of Fate
Purple People Eater
Alienator
Nekromantik 1 and 2
Glitter
Battleship Earth
Teenage Caveman
Embrace of the Vampire
Dr. Alien
Flesh Gordon 2
Frankenhooker
Caligula
Redneck Zombies

 

[whiskey funeral]

I can't believe I forgot to mention this one. It's about a monster made from shit that kills people. So bad:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364527/

 

[DarkBliss]

I can't think of a single good movie about vampires. Such a tired concept.

 

[waif]

V For Vendetta is way up there

wat

I like how it avoided some of the cliche's. For instance, he never took his mask off.

The idea there was that it didn't matter who he was...taking the mask off would have defeated the purpose.

Ace Ventura is awesome.

Truth.

Flesh Gordon 2

I've wanted to see that for a while.

Also, didn't see it here, so BATTLEFIELD EARTH!

 

[Einherjar86]

I can't think of a single good movie about vampires. Such a tired concept.

I saw Interview With a Vampire a while ago, but for some reason I remember liking it.

 

[Personified Hatred]

The worst film I saw is Terminator 3.

I wanna add:

Saw 2
Saw 3
Nighmare 6
Jaws 2, 3 and 4

 

[DarkBliss]

I've only seen Interview with Vampire once and don't remember much about it.
Will have to watch it again sometimes.

Stuff about werewolves also puts me off.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Oh wait, I got it.

Anything by Eli Roth. And I love gore.

 

[Personified Hatred]

Ace Ventura is awesome.

That's right.

 

[waif]

I saw Interview With a Vampire a while ago, but for some reason I remember liking it.

I saw something like "Queen of the Damned" or something that was very gothy. Hilarious. Awful.

 

[Einherjar86]

I never saw Queen of the Damned. I assumed it would be bad.

 

[waif]

It was. There was a band led by a vampire called "Vampire Turned Rocker" and they played a massive concert in the desert and vampires attacked and then some badass vampire queen showed up.