what have you been doing today?

[my dying groom]

I never had two bathrooms

 

[siderea]

i've been waiting for two hours for the bathroom. my flat only has one, and the girl i live with has been in it since 6 pm!
i think i'm going to die!

perhaps she died.

 

[Maqus]

I never had two bathrooms

Why would you need two? You've got only one ass I suppose.



I suppose.

 

[my dying groom]

Why would you need two? You've got only one ass I suppose.



I suppose.

And I hope so. Do you only use it to bath your arse?

 

[korsfarer]

perhaps she died.

Not quite...she finally came out, completely naked almost three hours later. It was kind of a frightening thing actually. I had just brought my laundry back upstairs to that.

 

[Maqus]

Not quite...she finally came out, completely naked almost three hours later. It was kind of a frightening thing actually. I had just brought my laundry back upstairs to that.

Maybe she's got a crash on you?

 

[Maqus]

And I hope so. Do you only use it to bath your arse?

What else is it for?

 

[my dying groom]

What else is it for?

 

[Maqus]

 

[Maqus]

Play safe... use condom.

 

[korsfarer]

Maybe she's got a crash on you?

she's not very pretty....and she's dating an old man
it is true that i've attracted both men and women, but i'm quite comfortable in my long distance relationship

 

[Maqus]

Oh, now I'm really curious, can you post an attractive photo of yourself?

 

[korsfarer]

I'm NOT attractive!
I don't know. it's the accent. american people love european accents or something.

 

[korsfarer]

Besides, it's always ugly women who are attracted to me :-/

 

[Maqus]

I'm NOT attractive!
I don't know. it's the accent. american people love european accents or something.

You just said both girls and boys have found you attractive

 

[Maqus]

Besides, it's always ugly women who are attracted to me :-/

Now that would be a good test for us then, if we're attracted to you, we're ugly, now, come on...

 

[my dying groom]

I wanna be ugly, too.

 

[korsfarer]

the best i can do is pm you a link. i'm too sheepish to post a picture on where anyone can see it

 

[Maqus]

I wanna be ugly, too.

All you have to do is find corrs attractive.

Korsführer, will you please pm the link to MDG as well? :Spin:

 

[korsfarer]

i'm embarressed! i really am quite ugly!