The Official Movie Thread

[Rabid Headbanger]

It had Orlando Bloom in it. Any bad things that can be said about it are overshadowed by such a terrible thing.
LotR wasn't too bad because at least Legolas knew how to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

The gay hobbits made it worse.

 

[cookiecutter]

I watched 3 Death Wish movies yesterday. It was almost surreal after a while

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Charles Bronson was a God.

 

[waif]

Superbad is good.
Life of Brian makes superbad look like the Thomas Crown Affair.
The Meaning of Life and The Holy Grail are also hilarious.

 

[Zephyrus]

I have a very good friend in Rome named Biggus Dickus.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

The part where he's grilling brian on his latin at swordpoint had me on the floor in tears for 5 minutes straight.

 

[Alter]

I don't know whether I like Lost in Translation or I just have a huge crush on Scarlett Johannson

I take it you love the first scene than.

 

[waif]

that movie is too short...

 

[Alter]

that movie is too short...

Lost In Translation? I dont think so. Not much else to add to the film.

 

[cookiecutter]

I take it you love the first scene than.

Is that the part where she has no pants on? If so then yes

 

[Pessimism]

TOMBSTONE

 

[Valerie]

TOMBSTONE

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[seedofvengeance]

Lost in Translation was about an hour and a half too long.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Off topic (sorta)... Can anyone here give me some sort of rational explanation of the ending of No Country for Old Men? I left that movie in a confused and deflated state.

Also, has Tommy Lee Jones ever been in a movie when he wasn't chasing something?

 

[Vilden]

TOMBSTONE

Doc Holliday ftw.

 

[Jean-Pierre]

Lost in Translation was about an hour and a half too long.

A big problem I had with that was Scarlett Johannsen's mope scenes - terribly written. Especially that part about 'hair products' or whatever. But hell, every moment that involved Bill Murray on screen was golden. Funniest man alive.

 

[NinjaGeek]

I liked Superbad, but I agree with your overall point. Good comedy (in film) is tough to find. Really, TV has been better to comedy than film has.

If you want good comedy that will have you cracking up, watch To Be or Not To Be(1942), it's great, but avoid like the plague the Mel Brooks 1983 remake.

 

[unknown]

Off topic (sorta)... Can anyone here give me some sort of rational explanation of the ending of No Country for Old Men? I left that movie in a confused and deflated state.

Also, has Tommy Lee Jones ever been in a movie when he wasn't chasing something?

The whole jist of the film is that you can't control fate. "You can't stop what's coming." This is the problem with Chugar is he tries to control fate. Something as insignificant as crushing a candy wrapper, and it expands back out. The ending is sort of a joke on the audience. Most audiences like tight knit well wrapped up endings. Well, you can't control fate. It's also a very Cormac McCarthy-ish ending in that it's very abrupt and very cryptic.

 

[unknown]

TOMBSTONE

YOU TELL THEM I'M COMING, AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!



and then he unleashes the fookin fury

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

TOMBSTONE

I recorded it on the DVR the other day just because you never know when you'll want to watch Tombstone.

YOU TELL THEM I'M COMING, AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!

I want your blood. And I want your soul. And I want 'em both right now!