The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[The Ozzman]

Jessica Alba is attractive, sure, but she isn't extremely hot. I'd rather have ScarJo or Charlize motherfucking Theron over her.

 

[Vimana]

If it was possible; I would kick you in the balls from across the internet.

 

[The Ozzman]

No you wouldn't

 

[Vimana]

Yes I would.

 

[The Ozzman]

Calmer than you are

 

[False Joe]

Jessica Alba is attractive, sure, but she isn't extremely hot. I'd rather have ScarJo or Charlize motherfucking Theron over her.

Jessica Alba is fucking hot.
Scarlett just has a weird face, and overrated tits.

 

[The Ozzman]

Alba was hot before she decided to go blonde. That fucking killed it for me. There's also something about Jessica Alba that makes me not find her as hot as most people do. Obviously she's hot, just not THAT hot.

Charlize Theron is much more attractive. I don't normally dig blondes either, so that says something.

 

[Vimana]

There's also something about Jessica Alba that makes me not find her as hot as most people do.

She's female?

 

[The Ozzman]

She's female?

That's obviously not it, you fucksleeve

 

[Vimana]

Well then I have no idea what it is.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

Jennifer Connelly >>>

 

[The Ozzman]

Jennifer Connelly >>>

Pretty much. Shakira beats her out by a small margin. Eva Mendes is in third.

 

[False Joe]

Her boobs look fucking krieg. Look cut dresses ftw.

 

[Vimana]

My second cousins cousin or something back in Colombia was Shakiras first boyfriend.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

She's female?

lol

There's also something about Jessica Alba that makes me not find her as hot as most people do. Obviously she's hot, just not THAT hot.

I guess personally it's not so much that she's hot in the sense that I want to fuck the pants off of her - she's just really, really cute.

 

[False Joe]

It helps with her constantly accepting jobs where shes all clumsy/approachable.

 

[waif]

Does anyone else think this is pathetic?

 

[The Ozzman]

If 'this' means 'your existence', then yes

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

Eva Mendes

uke:uke:uke:



and there's nothing special about how Alba looks tbh. Come to Florida, go to the beach, and see.

 

[CF87]

Eva Mendes is very hot.