The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[zabu of nΩd]

Listening to music, earlier a friend and I and his girlfriend were really high and their cat shit on the floor and it reaked, and than about 5 minutes ago a girlfriends of mine's dog shit on the carpet and I almost stepped in dogshit, they never shit on the floor and I had to pick up their shit. What the hell. It's clean as hell in here so why would one of them all of the sudden decide to shit on the carpet.

"I looked down and saw that I had just immersed my foot in a pile of dog shit the size of a basketball! My friend was lost. There was nothing I could do but contemplate this situation. My world became dog shit. The very essence and true nature of canine feces I alone knew. I tore off my gloves and used them to wipe the mess from my brand new Airwalks. The stench was brutal, it permeated my very existence."

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=58884

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

just took out the garbage.
cat litter/shit is heavy!
the garbage man will hate me

 

[Belligerent]

^At least you don't have a lazy negro boy that slaps a pink sticker on the garbage can when it's too heavy and refuses to pick it up.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

That quote reminds me of how I used to ponder different body parts, such as breasts for example, being just loose and able to do things like rain down from the sky or be a topping on your pizza. Except I still do that.

SEEK HELP!!1!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

^At least you don't have a lazy negro boy that slaps a pink sticker on the garbage can when it's too heavy and refuses to pick it up.

If I can carry the mother fucker from my garage to the end of the drive way, those guys that carry them nonstop everyday can heft it up for 6 or 7 feet.

 

[Zephyrus]

Getting some breakfast before catching the bus down to Boston. Buffalo on Wednesday, Toronto on Friday.

 

[Belligerent]

If I can carry the mother fucker from my garage to the end of the drive way, those guys that carry them nonstop everyday can heft it up for 6 or 7 feet.

Thats what i thought but a few times i had to help his lazy ass lift it. Otherwise i'd have to split it up into a few garbage cans.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

bah, wrong thread *edit*

 

[False Joe]

on the subject of wank.


And nursing my calf.
I injured it wanking earlier.
I was quite impressed with myself.

 

[genocide roach]

spent the morning at the dentist. had two teeth knocked back at the all shall perish show. fucking hardcore "dancers"
~gR~

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I almost killed like 4 of them last night, incredibly annoying.

 

[Ben_t]

I almost killed like 4 of them last night, incredibly annoying.

But then you remembered that you're like 5'2" and weigh 112 pounds so yuo decided to stay quiet?

 

[Belligerent]

Really nothing worse than floppy haired scenekids windmilling.

 

[Savern]

About to go to the Cinema with my girlfriend - seeing "The Unborn", dunno if it will be good or not, but we both like horrors and friday the 13th wasn't on so we'll see this instead. (We got together on Friday the 13th - )

 

[genocide roach]

actually, i like watching the kids dance. its hilarious. one kid was doing cartwheels.
~gR~

 

[I-TEND-TO-DIE]

eating and watching tv

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

actually, i like watching the kids dance. its hilarious. one kid was doing cartwheels.
~gR~

fucking hardcore kids

 

[seedofvengeance]

actually, i like watching the kids dance. its hilarious. one kid was doing cartwheels.
~gR~

Your oafish ass needs to be knocking these fuckers out.
Step up and grow some hair on your testicles.

 

[Belligerent]

If one of those little bastards accidentally knocked my tooth out i'd have to put them in the hospital.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I just shave mine.