Onder
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- Apr 10, 2006
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So I just came back home from easter holidays or something and I had a cool dream again, like I sometimes use to - summing up what was happening to me that day or week or something.. So long story short: I went out to the forest to choose a fitting tree to create my first sculpture (which I'm really thinking about and I've heard a radio show about it and I chose wood to be the material). I found the nicest tree in the forest and just as I was about to put the tree down with a chainsaw, I noticed few predator-like dinosaurs few meters down (which I think is a result of playing Gothic I again) but they've had ice-hockey helmets (which is a reference to Czech first league ending that day). Well and now I was like wtf what am I going to do, they're going to atack me, but then I remembered I have a fucking chainsaw in my fucking hands which woke an agression in me. I FUCKING RAPED THE BEASTS WITH MY FUCKING CHAINFUCKINGSAW AND I BATHED IN THEIR FUCKING BLOOD AND I DRANK THEIR FUCKING CUM AND ATE THEIR HUGE SLEAZY BALLS. EATING DINOBALLS DRINKING DINOSEMEN EATING DINOBALLS DRINKING FUCKINGDINOFUCKING SEMEN. Then I ate their shit from their intestines and found eastereggs in their eyesockets.