The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[zabu of nΩd]

There's some little fruit-fly like thing that's been wandering around on my desk, and keeps flipping itself onto its back on one of my paychecks. Apparently paper is too smooth a surface for it to flip itself back over on.

I watched it struggling there for several minutes, then I extended it one of the earpieces of my old glasses to help it up, but not even a minute later it was on its back again, and continues to flail around on my paycheck as I type this. What a pathetic creature.

 

[Xorv]

about to go smoke some pot then gonna see if I can scam anyone

 

[False Joe]

Regretting my dream wasn't real

It was awesome. I think either I died, or went into cyrogenic freezing, but some dude was like "Yeah, it's the year 4000 now".
It was fucking badass, everything was normal about my uni, all the people I knew, but there was some new people, and you could change things just by looking at them. I couldn't find my coat, so I picked up a piece of paper, stared at it thinking "Coat, Coat, Coat" and it slowly morphed into my coat. And I was like "So, what's the currency now?"
"Oh we don't sell weapons anymore"
"What? No i mean what's the currency? Pounds, euros, something new?"
"Oh right, no we don't have an arms trade, and eventually all the need for money went away" (No idea how this works)
"So... alcohol is free?"
"Yep"
It was heaven. Never did get to drink anything though

 

[Belligerent]

Still somewhat sick not as bad as yesterday. Up early and wasting another day.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

There's some little fruit-fly like thing that's been wandering around on my desk, and keeps flipping itself onto its back on one of my paychecks. Apparently paper is too smooth a surface for it to flip itself back over on.

I watched it struggling there for several minutes, then I extended it one of the earpieces of my old glasses to help it up, but not even a minute later it was on its back again, and continues to flail around on my paycheck as I type this. What a pathetic creature.

UPDATE: Just checked the spot on my desk where I left the bug (after helping it up *again* last night), and it appears to be dead now. Talk about failing at life.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

*plays 'Glory To The Brave'*

 

[tagradh]

Still a bit hungover, started drinking to prepare for tonight. Gonna go some nice cheap places (Spoonz ftw) then to the Agincourt!123 (oldest running rock/metal club in England guiez and just a horrible 40 drunken walk away). Seems lots of people from sixth form will be there tonight, should be fun.

 

[waif]

Just woke up. Much work to do today.

jewed alot of cigarettes.

I must point out that this is stereotypically inaccurate; Jews lend stuff at interest, they don't borrow.

 

[Savern]

Currently headbanging to the awesome gallop breakdown in Entrance - Escape by Enslaved.

Still a bit hungover, started drinking to prepare for tonight. Gonna go some nice cheap places (Spoonz ftw) then to the Agincourt!123 (oldest running rock/metal club in England guiez and just a horrible 40 drunken walk away). Seems lots of people from sixth form will be there tonight, should be fun.

Spoons ftw indeed. 99p for a pint or a bottle of San Miguel... love it. Not to mention beer and a burger... mmmmmmmmm

 

[False Joe]

Just woke up. Much work to do today.



I must point out that this is stereotypically inaccurate; Jews lend stuff at interest, they don't borrow.

But they are evil, stealing bastards.
So to jew has become a verb for me.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Come on Joe, give the my pals credit where it's due.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I really hope I can get in the RAF.

 

[False Joe]

Come on Joe, give the my pals credit where it's due.

I'm less likely to get beat up by people overhearing me saying "jew" than "can i my pals some of those cigarettes?"
mainly because jews are poofter.

 

[waif]

Tbh the way jews got control of the world banks wasn't by borrowing, it was by usury. Get your stereotypes in order. And in the US we say "can I bum some of those cigarettes," because nobody's gonna stick up for the bums.

 

[Ross]

Currently headbanging to the awesome gallop breakdown in Entrance - Escape by Enslaved.

such an awesome song

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

just picked up my rifle. now im going out to eat

 

[zabu of nΩd]

God help any waiter who doesn't bring your food on time.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

actually it was extremely fast.

 

[False Joe]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID





Wait, what?

 

[Vimana]

Sitting on the computer on my last night in Peru. I'm gonna miss this place.