The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I am firmly entrenched in an odd awareness-delirium and need sleep. But there is one obstacle standing in my path; the bathroom. I don't want to go there. Bright light is there, and lots of loud water, I want only the comfort of the monitor glow. But I must expel waste or unconscious life is going to be very uncomfortable. I am preparing to go....
 
I am firmly entrenched in an odd awareness-delirium and need sleep. But there is one obstacle standing in my path; the bathroom. I don't want to go there. Bright light is there, and lots of loud water, I want only the comfort of the monitor glow. But I must expel waste or unconscious life is going to be very uncomfortable. I am preparing to go....

Pee in a bottle?
 
I fucking love fmylife.com

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML