The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Watching Island of Death.

Do I need a spoiler alert for a 34 year old movie?

I had never even heard of it before though... which is why I'm posting this...in case others havent.

A "married" couple, Christopher and Celia, arrive from London to spend some time in Mykanos, an island off the coast of Greece. Christopher is an avid photographer. After arranging a place to stay from a homosexual storeowner, they begin to explore the quaint village. That night they attend a party and meet many of the locals, including an elderly rich woman and a lesbian pub worker. The next morning, Christopher has sex with a goat and slaughters it. The couple runs into a French painter in a cafe. They play a perverted sex game with him (they pretend to be cousins and Celia solicits the artist). They meet him the next day at the church where he is working. After ravishing Celia, Christopher shows up and crucifies the poor sod in the church courtyard. While still in agony, they poison him by forcing him to drink paint. The gay man invites Christopher and Celia to his engagement party. After the soiree, they show up in the couple's bedroom. Celia kills the young lover with a gunshot in the mouth. Christopher chases the storeowner down the back streets of the town, a sword in hand. He disembowels him. During each crime, the couple has taken pictures of their horrible deeds. They go back to their home and develop the photos. Christopher enjoys masturbating to them.

Apparently, the couple has committed similar atrocities in Britain. A detective tracks them down in Greece. They surprise him in the private plane he has hired. They tie a rope around his neck and take off into the air. Though he hangs on for dear life, he eventually falls to his death. Christopher arranges a rendezvous with the socialite. He urinates on her and then, after an aborted attempt at sexual congress, he beats her to near death and then decapitates her with a bulldozer. Celia no longer enjoys this life of crime. Some hippies sexually assault her. Christopher kills them both. He gets angrier and decides to use Celia as bait to kill the lesbian (who is also a heroin addict). After a torrid seduction, he gives the junkie a lethal overdose and then burns off her face with a homemade blowtorch. A novelist interested in the deaths on the island links Christopher to the lesbian's death. The police give chase and Christopher and Celia end up on a sheep herder's ranch. The simpleton rapes Celia and throws Christopher in a pit of lime. Celia, amazingly, likes her new agricultural lover. She refuses to help Christopher, who it turns out is her brother, and he dies in the lime as rain causes it to turn caustic. Celia explores sexual passion with her farm hand. The end.

Wow. I'm pumped now. :hypno:
 
wtf @ that whole movie.

The ending was the best though... the retarded farmer rapes the woman, then the man. Then the woman willingly has sex with the man who just ass raped her brother seconds ago.. and then later gives him oral sex.

Terrible movie, bordering on pornography, hilarious sex faces... I'd recommend it.
 
Naw, being drunk isn't much of a really exciting experience anyways. Especially when you get kicked out of a show for drinking other people's beer.

This dude got kicked out tonight for throwing his beer. The guy that took him out beat the FUCK out of him. He was on the ground in a pool of mouth/nose blood. It was brutal. Made it a special night. I almost wanted to help the guy...he was drunk and the way that dude fucked him up was a bit much. Even by my standards, and I like to beat people down.
 
I just found out that it's going to cost $750.00 parts and labor to fix the exhaust on my car and run it through inspection again. Now I have NO MONEY UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY! HOORAY!!! :(
 
That sucks, that is about what my roommate just had to pay to get his fuel pump replaced. Dealerships ripping people off on repairs to make up for loss in sales.
 
I just found out that it's going to cost $750.00 parts and labor to fix the exhaust on my car and run it through inspection again. Now I have NO MONEY UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY! HOORAY!!! :(

Not that 37 bucks necessarily makes much of a difference here, but I'll get your check in the mail today, I promise.