The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[False Joe]

So people with shaven heads are suspicious now?

"He must've heard about our special all over hair drug test"

 

[The Ozzman]

Well, they'd just take it from somewhere else. If you shave your entire body, you could claim you're a swimmer but they'd probably just tell you to get out

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Research as much as you can. Be honest with your answers. If you don't know the answer to something, just say you don't know. if it's some sort of behavior-based question and you don't know the answer/didn't have an experience like that, say you don't know, but here's how you would go about it, etc.

There are some links out there for the 10 hardest interview questions or whatever. Read up on those as well.

They probably do the hair drug testing too, so I hope you haven't smoked pot in the past 30 days

Thanks for the link - it actually hadn't occurred to me to study up on those kinds of questions. I'm practicing my answers to those atm. Oh, and pot's not going to be an issue, unless the second-hand smoke that blew by me at the Deathfest is somehow still in my system.

 

[The Ozzman]

I hate interviews in general because the majority of questions are stupid and open-ended.

Also: Have extra copies of your resume handy

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Also: Have extra copies of your resume handy

Yup, got it covered. Thanks.

 

[waif]

running out to buy Flight 666

Good plan. Did you see it in theater?

Working on a resume. It seems kind of pointless since I haven't really done much.

 

[The Ozzman]

Good plan. Did you see it in theater?

Working on a resume. It seems kind of pointless since I haven't really done much.

http://jobsearch.about.com/library/samples/blhsresume2.htm

 

[waif]

Thanks. I'd found some template high school resumes, but they were for people who were members of every fucking club.

 

[The Ozzman]

There are tons of examples out there. Just tailor it to what you think people would want to see dependent upon the job for which you're looking

 

[Ross]

Listening to Dante's Inferno.

 

[Savern]

Listening to Dante's Inferno.

LUCIFER!

 

[Zephyrus]

Angel of light!

 

[False Joe]

Watching more Breaking Bad.
I still swear he's the dude off Sabrina. When he's got his glasses, and his hair, and his mustache and he's teaching, he is definately the dude off Sabrina.

 

[waif]

Back from applying at a bunch of places. I think I really may have lucked out. CVS was hiring and the manager was the only white employee there and I could work any hours and she seemed to like me = I may has a jobs.

 

[Belligerent]

Just got done mowing half of my grandmothers lawn cause the piece of shit lawnmower broke. About to make some dinner for the missus, she's leaving on vacation for 2 weeks which means house to myself

 

[The Ozzman]

a 2 week unlimited masturbation chamber

 

[Belligerent]

Pretty much. Pornhub will be getting madhits.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Back from interview. Seemed to go pretty well (the conversation lasted an hour and 15 minutes, which I guess is a good sign), though of course I don't get an answer immediately - they say they have other interviews to do before deciding.

So the logical next step to take from here is playing Deus Ex all night until I pass out.

 

[The Ozzman]

The prime goal of the 1st interview is to get a 2nd interview

 

[Belligerent]

1hr/15 interview, br00tal