False Joe
Who cares.
That said, you shouldn't go that far in advertising your exploits. Think of the children!
He warped my precious innocent mind
Now all i can think of table time and ear penetration
EDIT: Talking of penetration, does it make me a bad person that I was just walking along, having my normal thoughts, when I came up with "That's why I love fucking newborns, they got the extra hole in the back of their head". And proceeded to laugh to myself?