The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[SentinelSlain]

She keeps a horse in an apartment?

anyway the queen has corgis I think, and they attack everyone. They have to cover it up up all the time.

 

[False Joe]

Just got a text off a guy simply in my phone as "LolWeed" acting like he knew me.

I'm confuzzled

 

[The Ozzman]

haha, I once got a text message from this black chick claiming she met me at the club. I can only surmise that she either had one of the numbers in the whole phone number off, or someone gave her my number as a cruel joke

 

[False Joe]

He says his name is Osian.
Facebook provides no clues.

One of the weirder ones was I woke up with "Fergie" in my phone. Nothing for 3 weeks. Met some bloke at a house party who introduced himself as Him: "Ferguson"
Me: "Is this your number?"
Him: "Yeah... Is this yours?"
Me: "Yeah... Any idea where we met?"
Him: "Not a fucking clue"

 

[The Ozzman]

I had a similar thing happen to me. I was chatting up this girl at a party down at University of Cincinnati and I didn't remember meeting her. About a year later she shows up at my buddy's place for a party and she's like 'You don't remember me?' and I was like '...Boston Teke Party?' and she said 'Yeah'

 

[metal paddy]

JUST TRYING ON MY NEW BOOTS MY CHICK JUST GOT ME. THEN PACKING OFF TO BATH FOR THE WEEKEND

oh just getting a few colds ones for the trip . Last time I went to bath I had a big row bruv

 

[False Joe]

People who expect you to remember when you meet them smashed annoy me.

Unless you made a ridiculous impact, I'm just gonna blank on you.

 

[Ross]

I woke up the other night and had:
Ellen
Glug

No clue where these came from.
Have not tried phoning either of them
I hate calling people.

 

[False Joe]

If i'm really confused I send a text.
But I usually can't be arsed.

 

[SentinelSlain]

My social life has died and it was never much to brag about in the first place.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'd venture to guess most people's social lives here suck

EXCEPT FOR PADDY WHO TIES ONE OFF EVERY NIGHT WITH HIS GIRL BRUV!!!

 

[Krow]

My apartment isn't big enough for dogs that size

Dogs like Yorkies are gay. You can't tell me you think a dog like this is gay:

I know someone who has one. It's fairly quiet... and at the risk of sounding gay, pretty much adorable.

I'd like to have one myself.

 

[False Joe]

I'd venture to guess most people's social lives here suck

Eh. Mines not too bad in uni.
It's just here it sucks pretty hard, cos no-one ever goes out, and I don't have money when they do

 

[Dak]

I'd venture to guess most people's social lives here suck

EXCEPT FOR PADDY WHO TIES ONE OFF EVERY NIGHT WITH HIS GIRL BRUV!!!

Mine is active enough. I just happen to know a lot of "party animals". When I get out of the Marines it will probably calm down.

 

[False Joe]

Watching copious amounts of Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series, and cracking open some cold ones.

It's funnier the more boozed you get, bruv.

 

[Ross]

I'd venture to guess most people's social lives here suck

EXCEPT FOR PADDY WHO TIES ONE OFF EVERY NIGHT WITH HIS GIRL BRUV!!!

I've got a great social life.
I went to Prague with my mates recently.

I've got so mates many that there is always something going on.


EDIT: This includes copious amounts of gay shaging.

 

[Belligerent]

Cats are fucking awful.

D TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN' O T

Just got home from my horrible job about to fry up some catfish.

 

[mutantllama]

Just got back from work, and I'm tired.

Last night I was at my friends house, and we smoked a shitload of weed. It was awesome.

I remember laying down and thinking about how vanilla ice cream is the bitch of vanilla and chocolate ice cream. Strawberry is their gay friend.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

This in black on my left shoulder.

Fucking epic.

 

[mutantllama]

About to head to bed.