The stripper and fight are the more obvious stuff. I don't really smoke weed much, even if I had sex with a stranger, I have a gf so I could never say I did. The clogged nose is from drugs, my ex showed up, got mad 'cause I'm a dick, swung, so I gave her the hardcore-full-face-grab-and-shove. Then I got kicked out by the bouncer, who I proceeded to pummel. We ran, went to the next spot where I met some stripper who was hot for a whore. I won't go much into that, but if I call her I know I'd be doing something immoral again.
While her and I were talking, my friend brought some guy over who was asking if anyone fights for money. Of course he said I do...because I do. We went to this other place, I fought some little dude for $200 bucks, then another guy for $300 because he was bigger (but neither could fight)...I had $500 bucks, so I decided more drugs. My friend called a guy, then I decided not to pay...catch my drift? No one knows it was me, because I'm a pimp, and my friend was actually scared because he didn't know who it was so the dude didn't think 'set-up'. Fuck, there's a lot more to say, but I don't feel like typing.
