The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I prefer single.

But that's mainly because for multiplayer:
A) I have fuck awful reactions
B) My mates are all dirty sniper cunts.

I do best on the levels where we agree to just run around with shotguns. Fuck this long range malarky.
 
Reading the follow up about the chimp that attacked some woman and royally fucked her up.

He apparently ripped off her nose, lips, eyelids (and because of infection the doctors removed her eyes) and somehow... he ripped her hands off. He fucking ripped them off.

I'd say I'd kill myself... but at that point... I dont even think you can.
 
She was stupid for having a primate as a pet anyway

Last February, the owner of a 200-pound chimpanzee named Travis asked Charla Nash to help lure the chimp back into her house in Stamford, Connecticut. In the process, Travis went berserk, attacking Nash and ripping off her hands, nose, lips and eyelids.

It wasnt hers... but still.
 
fuckfuckfuck i did this shit the wrong size, kill me.

edit: fixed. validate me guys:

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