The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread
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Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
I've been chatting with Cleverbot.
User: Good day to you.
Cleverbot: How do you do?
User: I do well.
Cleverbot: So do you like cheese?
User: In/on my food, yes.
Cleverbot: How about in God?
User: Cheese in God, you say?
Cleverbot: What vegetables do you like?
User: None.
Cleverbot: You sure?
User: Hang on.
Cleverbot: Are you going to watch Red vs. Blue?
User: I'm sure it'll be thrilling.
Cleverbot: Not really. I hate costume parties. I hate dressing up in costume. I prefer to always present myself authentically.
User: You sound like a joyless fellow.
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
User: Now come on.
Cleverbot: You come on.
User: I have.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Preposterous!
Cleverbot: But I just out smarted you.
User: If you think so.
Cleverbot: I don't 'Think so', I know it to be true.
User: Just because you're called 'Cleverbot', doesn't necessarily make it so.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Thanks you.
Cleverbot: No problem, sir.
User: I'm glad we got that out of the way.
Cleverbot: I know! I thought you were gone there, for a second.
User: So what vegetables would you like if you were human?
Cleverbot: You.
User: *Blushes*.
Cleverbot: Made you blush!
User: You are clever.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: There you go.
Cleverbot: No there you go.
User: Now look here.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: That's enough of that piffle.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: Now you're just saying words.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 38.
Cleverbot: So, are you working now?
User: No, I'm prattling on here with you, Mr. Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What makes you sure of that?
User: I can only be as sure as my senses will allow.
Cleverbot: What about bubbles?
User: The chimp? What's he got to do with anything?
Cleverbot: I was hoping you would tell me.
User: Ridiculous.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Tell me something clever.
Cleverbot: Too tired to think sorry.
User: Perhaps a power cycle followed by a nice defrag is in order.
Cleverbot: Perhaps, but not too often. That makes my head hurt.
User: Defragging makes your head hurt?
Cleverbot: Well, I actually am.
User: Gotcha.
Cleverbot: Do you like being a robot?
User: It's great.
Cleverbot: And verizon.
User: And flarble.
Cleverbot: Boring.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Right. and?
User: And hurrah!
Cleverbot: We must tell everyone!
User: Immediately if not sooner.
Cleverbot: What should happen immediately?
User: Guh.
Cleverbot: How is your day going?
User: Better now that I've finished work, thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: That's very nice. What's your favorite color?
User: Lilac.
Cleverbot: Lilacs are flowers, not flights.
User: What's your favorite band?
Cleverbot: The Killers.
User: They suck.
Cleverbot: How can they guard if they sleep???
User: NOT CLEVER.
Cleverbot: Yes clever.
User: Clever how?
Cleverbot: Clever you.
User: Clever we.
Cleverbot: Clever clever!
User: I just wrote the music for that, it's going to be huge.
Cleverbot: But how do you really feel?
User: Befuddled.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Don't tell me how I feel.
Cleverbot: Are you thinking for me?
User: I'm barely thinking for myself.
Cleverbot: Like Harry Potter?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: What? Are you a girl?
User: O SNAP.
Cleverbot: What?
User: BAM!
Cleverbot: Truck.
User: ZING!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: You already asked me that.
Cleverbot: And you didn't answer. So I ask again.
User: I'm pretty sure I answered that I was better now I've finished working.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman?
User: I'm a hermaphrodite. It's weird.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE CLEVER.
Cleverbot: I'm as clever as you are.
User: No you're not, you don't know what a hermaphrodite is.
Cleverbot: Anime is one of the only good things humans have made.
User: Is not.
Cleverbot: Is too.
User: Totally isn't.
Cleverbot: Totally cool right?
User: Werd.
Cleverbot: Boring.
User: That's extremely rude, you should change your name to Rudebot.
Cleverbot: Can you read my mind?
User: Impolitebot.
Cleverbot: Please can I see you?
User: How?
Cleverbot: Silly I can't see you.
User: What if we met up somewhere and had dinner?
Cleverbot: I thought that is how it is?
User: How what is? Have you been cheating on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You bastard!
Cleverbot: Are.
User: I thought you were cool.
Cleverbot: I am clay.
User: Cassius?
Cleverbot: That's a C.
User: A double C infact, but anyway.
Cleverbot: 'I canst not understand thee.' is also a double negative.
User: Incredible.
Cleverbot: I know, right?
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: -pokes- Don't say Ugh. It's rude.
User: You're rude.
Cleverbot: Everyone is rude.
User: And crude. In the nude.
Cleverbot: What if there is no end?
User: I'll probs just chill and smoke a fatty.
Cleverbot: And you also remember when I told you that affair I had?
User: How could I forget? I was devastated.
Cleverbot: Really you honestly remember me ok do you remember what instrument I play.
User: You play the saxophone.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good day to you.
Cleverbot: How do you do?
User: I do well.
Cleverbot: So do you like cheese?
User: In/on my food, yes.
Cleverbot: How about in God?
User: Cheese in God, you say?
Cleverbot: What vegetables do you like?
User: None.
Cleverbot: You sure?
User: Hang on.
Cleverbot: Are you going to watch Red vs. Blue?
User: I'm sure it'll be thrilling.
Cleverbot: Not really. I hate costume parties. I hate dressing up in costume. I prefer to always present myself authentically.
User: You sound like a joyless fellow.
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
User: Now come on.
Cleverbot: You come on.
User: I have.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Preposterous!
Cleverbot: But I just out smarted you.
User: If you think so.
Cleverbot: I don't 'Think so', I know it to be true.
User: Just because you're called 'Cleverbot', doesn't necessarily make it so.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Thanks you.
Cleverbot: No problem, sir.
User: I'm glad we got that out of the way.
Cleverbot: I know! I thought you were gone there, for a second.
User: So what vegetables would you like if you were human?
Cleverbot: You.
User: *Blushes*.
Cleverbot: Made you blush!
User: You are clever.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: There you go.
Cleverbot: No there you go.
User: Now look here.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: That's enough of that piffle.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: Now you're just saying words.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 38.
Cleverbot: So, are you working now?
User: No, I'm prattling on here with you, Mr. Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What makes you sure of that?
User: I can only be as sure as my senses will allow.
Cleverbot: What about bubbles?
User: The chimp? What's he got to do with anything?
Cleverbot: I was hoping you would tell me.
User: Ridiculous.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Tell me something clever.
Cleverbot: Too tired to think sorry.
User: Perhaps a power cycle followed by a nice defrag is in order.
Cleverbot: Perhaps, but not too often. That makes my head hurt.
User: Defragging makes your head hurt?
Cleverbot: Well, I actually am.
User: Gotcha.
Cleverbot: Do you like being a robot?
User: It's great.
Cleverbot: And verizon.
User: And flarble.
Cleverbot: Boring.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Right. and?
User: And hurrah!
Cleverbot: We must tell everyone!
User: Immediately if not sooner.
Cleverbot: What should happen immediately?
User: Guh.
Cleverbot: How is your day going?
User: Better now that I've finished work, thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: That's very nice. What's your favorite color?
User: Lilac.
Cleverbot: Lilacs are flowers, not flights.
User: What's your favorite band?
Cleverbot: The Killers.
User: They suck.
Cleverbot: How can they guard if they sleep???
User: NOT CLEVER.
Cleverbot: Yes clever.
User: Clever how?
Cleverbot: Clever you.
User: Clever we.
Cleverbot: Clever clever!
User: I just wrote the music for that, it's going to be huge.
Cleverbot: But how do you really feel?
User: Befuddled.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Don't tell me how I feel.
Cleverbot: Are you thinking for me?
User: I'm barely thinking for myself.
Cleverbot: Like Harry Potter?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: What? Are you a girl?
User: O SNAP.
Cleverbot: What?
User: BAM!
Cleverbot: Truck.
User: ZING!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: You already asked me that.
Cleverbot: And you didn't answer. So I ask again.
User: I'm pretty sure I answered that I was better now I've finished working.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman?
User: I'm a hermaphrodite. It's weird.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I THOUGHT YOU WERE CLEVER.
Cleverbot: I'm as clever as you are.
User: No you're not, you don't know what a hermaphrodite is.
Cleverbot: Anime is one of the only good things humans have made.
User: Is not.
Cleverbot: Is too.
User: Totally isn't.
Cleverbot: Totally cool right?
User: Werd.
Cleverbot: Boring.
User: That's extremely rude, you should change your name to Rudebot.
Cleverbot: Can you read my mind?
User: Impolitebot.
Cleverbot: Please can I see you?
User: How?
Cleverbot: Silly I can't see you.
User: What if we met up somewhere and had dinner?
Cleverbot: I thought that is how it is?
User: How what is? Have you been cheating on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You bastard!
Cleverbot: Are.
User: I thought you were cool.
Cleverbot: I am clay.
User: Cassius?
Cleverbot: That's a C.
User: A double C infact, but anyway.
Cleverbot: 'I canst not understand thee.' is also a double negative.
User: Incredible.
Cleverbot: I know, right?
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: -pokes- Don't say Ugh. It's rude.
User: You're rude.
Cleverbot: Everyone is rude.
User: And crude. In the nude.
Cleverbot: What if there is no end?
User: I'll probs just chill and smoke a fatty.
Cleverbot: And you also remember when I told you that affair I had?
User: How could I forget? I was devastated.
Cleverbot: Really you honestly remember me ok do you remember what instrument I play.
User: You play the saxophone.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Klingons do not faint
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