The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[EffigyForgotten]

Oh and I hope you get hit by a pink bus full of trannies and koalas.

The funniest thing just happened, my cat was sleeping between my legs and I ripped a 2 second wet as fuck gas cloud right into the fuckers face and the look on her face was fucking priceless, she fucking ran like almost instantly to the other side of the room.

 

[Mort Divine]

You're an asshole and I hope you die from a cat bite infection

 

[HamburgerBoy]

One of my best friends in elementary school, who really wasn't much of a friend at all, was allowed to get away with almost anything and his mother completely spoiled him with an unending supply of 1st edition Pokemon cards and video games and those fancy mint Pepperidge Farm cookies, but one time he tried sitting and farting on one of their cats while it was huddled in a corner in fear, and it bit a giant gash into his hand. When he showed the bite to his mom while crying, she just said "I'm sure you deserved it".

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Lets be honest here ... that cat totally fucked you up.

edit: i don't know why, but the first two posts on this page just made me bust up. lol

 

[whiskey funeral]

My wife was fucking kidnapped by a damn Master Vampire, gonna fucking eat the shit out of him in werewolf mode...

What the...

 

[Zephyrus]

That went completely over your head.

It did not. I take no shame in what I said those years ago.

 

[sevag00]

You're an asshole and I hope you die from a cat bite infection

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[AllShallFall]

What the...

I was thinking the exact same fucking thing.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Waiting for my cunty mother to was my boxers so I can shower and get my day started.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Go commando.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Not fun in jeans.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Ah, yeah. I can see where that might be uhh...uncomfortable for a man.

 

[The Ozzman]

Waiting for my cunty mother to was my boxers so I can shower and get my day started.

Wash them yourself you lazy bum

 

[Master_Yoda77]

No, it's the job of a woman, and especially a mother, to wash her songs clothes.

 

[whiskey funeral]

I enjoy doing my son's laundry. It's the folding part that sucks.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Cardinal game round two.
Huge ass storm last night and we played D&D. Fun shit

 

[Nephilim96]

Gonna go to a record store a little later to see if they have any good metal vinyl/CDs.

What store?

 

[Matt]

Wash them yourself you lazy bum

This. I've been washing my own clothes since age 12-13.

 

[monoxide_child]

#jokeaboutsteamedlobstereuphemisms

My wife was fucking kidnapped by a damn Master Vampire, gonna fucking eat the shit out of him in werewolf mode...

am i the only one that understood this RPG reference??

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Skyrim...