Before learning new pronouns, make sure you check with your doctor. New pronouns are not recommended for anyone so uptight that using a new word causes them physical discomfort, or women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Side-effects may include absolutely nothing, realizing it is not such a big deal, and moving the fuck on with your life.
The problem isn't learning a new pronoun. It is the inability to handle the ignoring of it that may cause serious problems for people affected by Mortitis, a debilitating social disease. I can see it now:
I tried to cut my hair myself and now I hope I don't look like a complete retard.
I tried to cut my hair myself and now I hope I don't look like a complete retard.
Hair won't fix that.
Making up new pronouns is fucking stupid.