The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Working night shift once again and I'm waiting for the Rangers game to start. Watching hockey while getting paid, I can't complain.
 
Today I will motherfucking buy some animal flesh and guide it through a sado-heat tortura. Girlfriend bought me some chilli sauce that I will also use in this hidden ritual. Meat will be consumed joyfully in presence of the spirits. Also in presence of beer.

Did I masturbate? Yes. Did I have a tea? Yes, the blakkest of the blakk. Do I care about some garbage horseshit? No. Full score right here bitch.
 
Well I just had some two beers, exported my girlfriend and now I'd like amotherfucking smokes. Is 24/7 bar the answer to all my needs.
 
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Right now, I am listening to Vanvidd by Burzum. I'm about to go whip it out and jerk in a little while. Sorry, I like giving TMIs, I think they are kind of funny. No, I don't jerk to Burzum's music. It would be better if porn had Burzum playing in the background instead of rap, though.
 
What porn do you watch that has Rap in the background? Hoodrats 7: The gap-tooth invasion?

It was some goth girl porn. Rap is pretty unlikely music for that. Most professional porn has scrappy music in it. I prefer amateur porn anyways. I always worry about child porn, though. I didn't watch porn that session, actually. Groove metal would be nice to jerk (and fuck) to. Thrash metal is nice, too.