The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[skeptik]

Ender, I've been meaning to ask you, out of morbid curiosity:

Does it actually feel good to have a dick up your ass, or do you just do it so you can do it to the other person? I can't even fathom why anyone would want a dick up their ass, including women, and I can't imagine how that in itself would feel good. I ask you because I'm pretty sure you're the only one here who's had a dick up your ass.

 

[The Ozzman]

In before epicness

 

[Ender Rises]

Ender, I've been meaning to ask you, out of morbid curiosity:

Does it actually feel good to have a dick up your ass, or do you just do it so you can do it to the other person? I can't even fathom why anyone would want a dick up their ass, including women, and I can't imagine how that in itself would feel good. I ask you because I'm pretty sure you're the only one here who's had a dick up your ass.

Actually, I am a proud ass virgin. I was a top, meaning I was the one doing the fucking, not getting fucked.

 

[The Ozzman]

Top of the muffin, to ya!

 

[mutantllama]

 

[skeptik]

God damnit, so the question remains a mystery!

Somebody go get assfucked and let me know what's up.

 

[mutantllama]

Why don't you go get assfucked? Actually doing it>someones word

 

[Ender Rises]

Just go buy a dildo.


Now there's a funny mental image. Nec buying a dildo.

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah, but it wouldn't be a real cock.

 

[Ender Rises]

Same damn difference. I imagine it would feel the exact same.

 

[supseudonymous]

I prefer the chicken/bacon ranch. But overall Quiznos > Subway

Subway's "12 inch" subs are only 11 inches. Fuck Subway.

 

[mutantllama]

Same damn difference. I imagine it would feel the exact same.

Yeah, but cocks have a warmer feeling to them!

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I've been sick and dizzy all day and its finally subsiding, yay for me!

 

[skeptik]

lol get over it

BTW Subway is better than Gaynos. I also don't give a fuck about toasted subs.

 

[Zephyrus]

Finished my paper. Going to do a quick proofread and submit it.

 

[mutantllama]

Grinder from Sonnies in Newlondon Connecticut<Any other grinder.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

lol get over it

BTW Subway is better than Gaynos. I also don't give a fuck about toasted subs.

Toasted sandwhiches are the best though. Cmon who can resist taking a bite of a sandwhich with perfectly crunchy bread and melted gooey cheese.

 

[mutantllama]

Well, in the summer I love cold grinders.

 

[supseudonymous]

BTW Subway is better than Gaynos. I also don't give a fuck about toasted subs.

Bullshit. I wouldn't call those things at Subway "subs". It tastes more like bread in which a small slice of meat may or may not have become entangled. Subway is an exceptionally cheap company, progressively cutting more corners over time to up the bottom line at the expense of product quality.

 

[Ender Rises]

No shit. With Quiznos at least you'll get a good meal. Subway is so healthy because the amount of meat is so ridiculously low.