The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[The Ozzman]

I used to drink an absolute fuckton of Dr. Pepper but I've cut down on that quite a bit. Replaced it with Hawaiian Punch which is like half the calories or something. Tea just doesn't satisfy for me.

Arizona Arnold Palmer's dawg

 

[PrincessHades]

i think pop tarts used to be banned here for being dangerously hot or something

They arent hot unless you heat them...dangerously gross though

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Drink whatever you want, just stay away from smoothies. I went to one of those hipster smoothie bars yesterday and the thing was like $8.50 go fuck yourselves.

 

[Satanstoenail]

CUPPA TEA GUVNA?

you people should learn to drink tea, the proper british way

35 cups a day?

 

[no country for old wainds]

we don't say cuppa or guvna in this part of the country, we mostly call it a brew. put a brew on m8, come round for a brew the kettle's on m8, etc

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... spoken like a true crumpet-stuffer.

 

[Sirjack]

l have a coffee first thing, then, about 1:00 pm i'll have a cup of PG Tips or Earl Grey or whatever the fuck, then at 6:00ish l go to the pub and have 3 or 4 pints of either dirty water, carbonated sugar or shots and stout, then l eat and have a bottle of red.

 

[Sirjack]

all the while blasting brutal metal of course!

 

[Phylactery]

The fuck? I've always been polite toward you, I don't know what possible cause you would have to insult me like this. I've reported your post to Deron and I hope he fucking bans you, I come to this forum to relax and I shouldn't have to put up with this sort of hateful slander from someone I thought of as a friend.

U fukin wot m8!?

 

[Phylactery]

we don't say cuppa or guvna in this part of the country, we mostly call it a brew. put a brew on m8, come round for a brew the kettle's on m8, etc

If they sent this as a message it definitely wouldn’t have the apostrophe correct like that! British people are generally fucking terrible at using apostrophes correctly. It’s mindboggling the amount of people that use them try to pluralise a word!

 

[The Ozzman]

OI, YOU GOT A LOISENSE TO PUT MILK IN THAT TEA M8?!

 

[CiG]

i think pop tarts used to be banned here for being dangerously hot or something

Banning poptarts, butter knives, potato peelers, display blades, a visiting president... fucking britbongs.

Fuck that. I don’t drink tea or coffee. I’ve never been a hot drinks person.

 

[The Ozzman]

Banning poptarts, butter knives, potato peelers, display blades, a visiting president... fucking britbongs.

Don't forget memes

 

[no country for old wainds]

i read australia also banned pop tarts lol

 

[CiG]

Yeah we banned them back in 2004, but we have them again. Australia is the little sister for the Brits and we share many of your gay paternalitsic faggotry tendencies. Target yanked GTA from their shelves because 3 stay-at-home feminist mothers complained.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

yeah that's fair. i think non-brits who've never tried it and think they hate tea should try it our way though, i agree it's pretty different but it manages to be both soothing and enlivening at once i find. it's caffeinated but the release is much slower, so you don't get the same shitty crash you get an hour or two after coffee. i find i'm way more productive sometimes when i have one. good for headaches too.

i remember when i went to cyprus they served these coffees after dinner in tiny mugs. they were ultra strong and thick but also ultra sweet, and i actually liked them a lot, but they made me sleep like shit and have a nasty aftertaste in my mouth.

yo im having some tea called Apricot Escape by some company called Art of Tea. Should i put some milk up in dis?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yeah we banned them back in 2004, but we have them again. Australia is the little sister for the Brits and we share many of your gay paternalitsic faggotry tendencies. Target yanked GTA from their shelves because 3 stay-at-home feminist mothers complained.

Anglo genes are truly the worst

 

[The Ozzman]

Says the Anglo

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Only 56%

 

[The Ozzman]

Only 56%

lmao