I have come home early and poured myself a pot of Tea. The fire is roaring in front of me and I am listening to the Radio. I popped out for a cheeky drink earlier on but was put off and left early. The Pub had plug in air fresheners, and the Landlord was pushing crinkle-cut chips,mushy peas and cockles in vinegar. I told him I eat Kale, Lentils and truffle oil mainly, and wash it down with Lapsang Souchong, which I know are all disgusting but I wanted to appear intelligent.
After I had taken one gulp of my drink he pulled twenty cigarettes from nowhere ( I wont say fags ), and upon my refusal he gave a speech on how people used to smoke 60 a day and never got cancer.
My aching bones.