The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Onder]

I think I will go eat some fast food in the mall like a true unemployed Amerikanski spy.

 

[arg]

On my way to my hairdresser to get a joe dirt mullet

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Opening multiple tabs to look at other sites while i post here

Oh, crap, apparently I have A-D-D

 

[no country for old wainds]

it's been months since i last had less than 100 tabs open in chrome.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I'm not quite that bad

What really makes me open a shit-ton of tabs is when I'm jacking off to internet porn and I will open up separate tabs for multiple fetishes at the same time

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Sometimes on weekends I think I'm tired or depressed, then I remember oh yeah I'm addicted to caffeine LOL and mainline french pressed heavy roast for an hour before slamming a red bull. The key is getting as much caffeine on a lazy Saturday as I generally would on a work day with a constantly full pot ten feet away.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

On my way to my hairdresser to get a joe dirt mullet

true mullets dont require "hairdressers"

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Caffeine is awesome

 

[Slammed]

true mullets dont require "hairdressers"

No, but they are needed to turn the mullet into a metalcore man bun.

 

[arg]

I go to my hairdresser cuz she’s hot and gives me hugs. Hair is fucking epic, will post pics soon

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Did you tip her?

 

[arg]

Yea the salon charges 50 and I tip her 20. When we hug it’s a full frontal feel the tits through the shirt hug

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Yea the salon charges 50 and I tip her 20. When we hug it’s a full frontal feel the tits through the shirt hug

You tip her just so you can hug her??
Awesome

 

[arg]

No dumbass we hug cuz we like each other. Whenever I’m there I bust out my stories and it’s a nonstop comedy show. I’d totally fuck her but she’s married. Though she’s just mid20s. I tip for the hell of it

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I was making a perv joke

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

that retard still doesn't understand that who, why and how much you tip is entirely up to you.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

The Roid-raging-jack-ass still doesn't get that most waitresses in the United States of America are pretty much living off of your tips

 

[Slammed]

Fuck they must be doing it hard if they are living off my tips.

 

[arg]

 

[Satanstoenail]

That’s an impressively bad haircut