The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Sophii]

i just had to break up with a girl i met online four days ago...

Become womanz. Cut your dick off. Its fine, trust me.

 

[EspaDa]

i just had to break up with a girl i met online four days ago...

You mean yoi had to break up contact with her or what? I dont think you had already formed a relationship with her lol. But if you had, forgive me. Feel for you, bro, it has happened to all of us before.

 

[Onder]

You mean yoi had to break up contact with her or what? I dont think you had already formed a relationship with her lol. But if you had, forgive me. Feel for you, bro, it has happened to all of us before.

Yeah he probably texted with a girl and then after four days he told her he pees in his bed to get a hardon so she blocked him.

 

[Sophii]

Got the car towed to a mechanic shop. Gonna hear what the damage is (hopefully today)

 

[EspaDa]

When I was at Brutal Assault festival this year, I had a really interesting but strange incident on the very last day of the fest. Namely, I was sitting wasted during Mgła gig in a beer hall, watching the gig on fest TV. There was a guy looking at me all the time, and I didnt look suspect or anything. Then a friend of his came and they started chatting. They apparently were talking about me, and a moment later that friend of his approached me and said "This guy is gravely afraid of you. What are you doing here? Do you have any bad motives or sth?" And I was like taken aback completely, since such thing had never happened to me before. I'm like 178cm in height and 70kg in weight, so I dont look scary or anything. I told him to calm down and approached that guy who was afraid of me. He flinched and looked really uncomfortable. I told him he had nothing to worry about, and I offered to buy him a beer. He was Czech and didnt understand a word I said, so I gave him a high five, threw him some metal horns and told him in Polish that Im a normal guy and not some drug-assed thug. He got happy afterwards and began to look comforted. So yeah, I shook hands with them both and went away, thinking over this strange ass happening. I'd never think of myself as a person of whom you could be afraid. Maybe it was my Suffocation Consvming Impvlse shirt. Satan only knows. But I was fucking hammered and was listening to Daughters at the time, and these lyrics seem to suit the situation perfectly

If you could slide a couple of fingers under my skin
Would you find the affirmation that you need?

Open air festivals are so much fun.

 

[CiG]

So you met Onder? Sweet.

 

[EspaDa]

So you met Onder? Sweet.

I wish I had, but Onder speaks/writes perfect English at least! And those Czech fucktards don't know a word in this really obscure language. But the situation is really similar in Poland, so I shouldn't really fret about that. The thing is that guy thought I could do something bad to him, like harm him or sth. I've never been accused of doing something like that before .

 

[CiG]

Haha it's funny because from the photos I've seen of you, you look like a 13 year old with a beard.

 

[PrincessHades]

You mean yoi had to break up contact with her or what? I dont think you had already formed a relationship with her lol. But if you had, forgive me. Feel for you, bro, it has happened to all of us before.

nah i was fine with us talking and i enjoyed talking her but she started telling ppl i was her bf and sayin she was taken by me. she kept saying she loved me and shit and i was like "this aint gonna work out well for u"

 

[Slammed]

Got the car towed to a mechanic shop. Gonna hear what the damage is (hopefully today)

Was the grease monkey nice to you or did his just offer to push the car over the cliff to save you the effort?

 

[Sophii]

Yes

 

[Sophii]

Havent watched Count Dankula in a bit but seeing this is LOL holy fuck. This German dude Count is talking about is fucking silly.

 

[CiG]

nah i was fine with us talking and i enjoyed talking her but she started telling ppl i was her bf and sayin she was taken by me. she kept saying she loved me and shit and i was like "this aint gonna work out well for u"

Jesus avoid anybody at all costs who starts threatening suicide and telling you they love you after not even a month of knowing them lmao.

 

[PrincessHades]

@CiG its not like i knew that would happen, i thought we were just talking and i was horny and i liked her so i played along for a bit

 

[CiG]

@CiG its not like i knew that would happen, i thought we were just talking and i was horny and i liked her so i played along for a bit

Yeah fair enough, but I'm saying now that you know, you should bounce.

 

[PrincessHades]

Yeah fair enough, but I'm saying now that you know, you should bounce.

i mean yeah i dont want to commit myself to a girl i cant even meet in person and fuck

 

[CiG]

i mean yeah i dont want to commit myself to a girl i cant even meet in person and fuck

If you committed yourself to a bitch that threatens suicide and expresses love in the same breath within a month of knowing her, you'd end up committed in a very different sense.

 

[PrincessHades]

ok she found someone new he has a british accent

 

[PrincessHades]

taking more hydrocodone...halfway through the first drink, i might have another

 

[PrincessHades]

second pill just talkin to that girl and its fun to talk rn