The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[jimmy101]

Hm, starting to identify a cycle here.

 

[PrincessHades]

ok im pretty high i feel great but this girl is saying she gonn akiller her self and i feel kinda bad hope shes bluffing

 

[PrincessHades]

Hm, starting to identify a cycle here.

nah i aint talked to her high before but i tried once and she wasn there s yeah

 

[Krow]

Crushing up pills and drinking them is an absolutely bizarre concept to me.

But then again you’re just a retarded kid so I’m probably thinking too hard about it all.

Go smoke some poison oak. Heard it gets you maaad fucked up.

 

[The Ozzman]

Dude needs help

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

ok she found someone new he has a british accent

yay
your problem is over
maybe

 

[Sophii]

Engine is shot, so says the mechanic. Fuck. They were going to charge me $4000 for a new fucking engine, but Im just gonna get it towed and find a used engine.

Or just tow it to a scrapyard or some shit. I dunno. This sucks.

 

[Slammed]

Buy a lawn mower and transplant the motor, it will be a bit slower but you don't need to get anywhere fast.

 

[Sophii]

Or I could put hydrolics on the lawn mower.

 

[Slammed]

Years ago we put a 302 Windsor out of a '77 F100 in our Greenfield ride on lawn mower.

 

[Sophii]

Oh dear god how did that work

 

[Slammed]

It was actually pretty slow and painful. The engine was too heavy for the modified frame. It was a silly drunken idea that we took too far after the original motor died, (never drink and design). It did work but it wasn't really great for mowing grass and it wasn't like we could ever get it to speed. We also lived on a sloping property so too much speed would have been dangerous.

 

[Sophii]

Lesson learned, Slammyboy.
Cant fit big things in small packages.

 

[Slammed]

That's why God invented the gas axe!

 

[PrincessHades]

i have blue balls rn...it hurts too bad to jack off so i just gotta sit here until it stops hurting then i can jack off

 

[CiG]

What the hell did you do?

 

[jimmy101]

Isn't "blue balls" a symptom of not jacking off?

 

[CiG]

And it's a metaphor, not something that causes actual pain. This kid is fucked up.

 

[PrincessHades]

What the hell did you do?

i was high as fuck last night sexting this girl again and i couldnt cum...then earlier she hit me up again and i tried to tell her to chill out and at first it was fine but she brought up last night and i was like ngl that was fun and she was like "wanna do it again"...for whatever reason i told her brb and spent like 10 minutes jacking off to porn and edging and then we started talking dirty and stuff

 

[jimmy101]

I heard that ejaculating in excess of 20 times per month is supposedly good for decreasing your chances of developing prostate cancer.

Let that white river flow, Hades.

$20 says he's in the toilet right now drinking his own piss & beating it to some blurry foot fetish vids.