The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[CiG]

He's edging himself, that's something someone is supposed to do to you, you fucking muppet. This kid is too much sometimes.

Also, make sure your sexting partner is an actual woman this time, and not a dude with long hair.

 

[PrincessHades]

He's edging himself, that's something someone is supposed to do to you, you fucking muppet. This kid is too much sometimes.

Also, make sure your sexting partner is an actual woman this time, and not a dude with long hair.

when i masturbate i like to experience the pleasure for as long as possible so i like to edge while i flip through porn. i never really do the straight start to finish thing anymore unless im like somewere that isnt optimal for jerking off...even then i edge a little

i masturbated like an hour ago and my balls are mostly fine now

 

[EternalMetal]

I should have warned the perv not to try and jerk off on opioids. It just doesnt work and you end up frustrated.

 

[no country for old wainds]

when i masturbate i like to experience the pleasure for as long as possible so i like to edge while i flip through porn. i never really do the straight start to finish thing anymore unless im like somewere that isnt optimal for jerking off...even then i edge a little

tbh i also like to sometimes slow down and enjoy the journey before reaching the destination

 

[no country for old wainds]

it's that day again

 

[CiG]

 

[The Ozzman]

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Classic meme but I'll raise you this:

 

[CiG]

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[CiG]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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hahahaha

 

[PrincessHades]

@EternalMetal touching my dick felt really good like all over my body so thats why i tried to jack off

 

[PrincessHades]

just painted my nails and did a shitty job but whatever

 

[CiG]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@EternalMetal touching my dick felt really good like all over my body so thats why i tried to jack off

you mean jacking off while you were high on something??

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

just painted my nails and did a shitty job but whatever

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Once you take a shower that will clean up a lot of the shit that spilled over, so it will look neater.

 

[EternalMetal]

When you jerk off after you paint your nails does it feel like a goth chick giving you a handie?

 

[CiG]

Probably more like an emo twink.

 

[PrincessHades]

When you jerk off after you paint your nails does it feel like a goth chick giving you a handie?

idk if i jerk off tonight ill let u know. i fucking hope so

 

[jimmy101]

It's a shame you aren't old enough to visit the local brothel.