The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Slammed]

That's why God invented the gas axe!

 

[PrincessHades]

i have blue balls rn...it hurts too bad to jack off so i just gotta sit here until it stops hurting then i can jack off

 

[CiG]

What the hell did you do?

 

[jimmy101]

Isn't "blue balls" a symptom of not jacking off?

 

[CiG]

And it's a metaphor, not something that causes actual pain. This kid is fucked up.

 

[PrincessHades]

What the hell did you do?

i was high as fuck last night sexting this girl again and i couldnt cum...then earlier she hit me up again and i tried to tell her to chill out and at first it was fine but she brought up last night and i was like ngl that was fun and she was like "wanna do it again"...for whatever reason i told her brb and spent like 10 minutes jacking off to porn and edging and then we started talking dirty and stuff

 

[jimmy101]

I heard that ejaculating in excess of 20 times per month is supposedly good for decreasing your chances of developing prostate cancer.

Let that white river flow, Hades.

$20 says he's in the toilet right now drinking his own piss & beating it to some blurry foot fetish vids.

 

[CiG]

He's edging himself, that's something someone is supposed to do to you, you fucking muppet. This kid is too much sometimes.

Also, make sure your sexting partner is an actual woman this time, and not a dude with long hair.

 

[PrincessHades]

He's edging himself, that's something someone is supposed to do to you, you fucking muppet. This kid is too much sometimes.

Also, make sure your sexting partner is an actual woman this time, and not a dude with long hair.

when i masturbate i like to experience the pleasure for as long as possible so i like to edge while i flip through porn. i never really do the straight start to finish thing anymore unless im like somewere that isnt optimal for jerking off...even then i edge a little

i masturbated like an hour ago and my balls are mostly fine now

 

[EternalMetal]

I should have warned the perv not to try and jerk off on opioids. It just doesnt work and you end up frustrated.

 

[no country for old wainds]

when i masturbate i like to experience the pleasure for as long as possible so i like to edge while i flip through porn. i never really do the straight start to finish thing anymore unless im like somewere that isnt optimal for jerking off...even then i edge a little

tbh i also like to sometimes slow down and enjoy the journey before reaching the destination

 

[no country for old wainds]

it's that day again

 

[CiG]

 

[The Ozzman]

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Classic meme but I'll raise you this:

 

[CiG]

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[CiG]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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hahahaha

 

[PrincessHades]

@EternalMetal touching my dick felt really good like all over my body so thats why i tried to jack off

 

[PrincessHades]

just painted my nails and did a shitty job but whatever