The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[CiG]

Having a laugh, Kay's Cooking is the single worst cooking show I've ever witnessed (so of course I watch it regularly) but I came across what might be the worst one I've watched ever. The avocado looks either over-ripe or basically rotten, her son who usually tastes the finished product outright refused to try this one, and so Kay had to eat it and almost puked.

I have no idea how an old mother could be this bad at cooking, simply breathtaking.

 

[jimmy101]

This cute girl I been wanting to get with for a while has started messaging me on FB. Wondering if I should peruse it, & risk screwing things up with my other chick, or just let sleeping dogs lie.

 

[CiG]

Photo comparison is required.

 

[jimmy101]

Haha. We're not going down that slippery slope again. You could probably face-stalk them since I'm friends with both on FB.

 

[Slammed]

Call each one a sleeping dog and see which one stays

 

[jimmy101]

If I could somehow turn this situation into a three-some that'd be amazing. That other girl I was talking to you guys about the other days is openly bi. She wants to try & organise a three-some with myself, her, & her female housemate. So maybe she's worth sticking with.

 

[Slammed]

If she sticks to you I'd suggest her hygiene needs some work.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I was feeling nostalgic and decided to buy one of those blue Koolaid 6-pack things. Been nearly 20 years since I've last had one, afai can remember. Either they've diluted the fuck out of these or nostalgia has a statute of limitations.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

If I could somehow turn this situation into a three-some that'd be amazing. That other girl I was talking to you guys about the other days is openly bi. She wants to try & organise a three-some with myself, her, & her female housemate. So maybe she's worth sticking with.

a 2-girl-1 guy threesome sounds awesome in-the-moment

but i've done 3-somes

as awesome as a threesomne can be the chance of getting a 3-some shouldn't be your only reason to stick with a horrible girlfriend

 

[jimmy101]

She isn't horrible, nor is she my gf

 

[jimmy101]

So I met the female housemate earlier tonight. She wasn't particularly attractive imo.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

So I met the female housemate earlier tonight. She wasn't particularly attractive imo.

remember that saying
"freakishly ugly people are awesome in bed if you blindfold yourself first"

 

[Slammed]

My bet is that you use that as a pick up line.

 

[jimmy101]

I will now!

 

[Slammed]

Surely a stud like you doesn't need pick up lines?

 

[jimmy101]

I mean, what's the worst that could happen when you use something Blurry said as a pick up line? Surely it's a recipe for success?

 

[Slammed]

I don't know what the worst is, but please be sure to film yourself using them, we don't mind laughing at you

 

[jimmy101]

Naturally! I don't think I've ever met a woman who doesn't enjoy being secretly filmed.

 

[Slammed]

You get more and more like Blurry every day

 

[jimmy101]

Careful, you'll cause me to post 101 pictures of random shit in here soon.