Vegard Pompey
ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU

This reply from an AMA with Mike Scalzi cracked me up. Definitely the correct response to discovering you share your surname with a heavy metal songwriter! The review in question.
Appreciate it. We found him (or rather, the police did). I won't go into details but it was pretty disturbing. Just glad he's alive.
YesJust who we need to make this deadzone interesting again. Welcome back!
Hessian sack, a pair of scissors and a few minutes work should see you right then!
Woohoo I'll go all out on yours, button up from top to bottom, no zippers.
No worries I've got just the patch. It's a picture of Kayne West slipping his tongue in Ted Nugent's ear.