I hope I never get married. I don't need to prove my loyalty with anything legally binding. I can just show how my album rankings posted on UM barely change across decades. I also get that other people's feelings can change drastically, and while lawyers may get involved in de facto relationships, I'd much rather they at least had the option to freely walk away.
Time zones?
Oh geez you're not one of those crack pots that think the world is round and we all live in a different part of the day are you?
i couldn’t have pancakes yesterday ‘cause of stomach issues but i’m gonna be pounding those fuckers today
euro pancakes > US pancakes btw (although i like both)