Fucking hot cross buns!! They used to be a 2, maybe 3, month a year thing leading up to Easter. Then about 15 years ago 'customer demand' forced the bakeries to have them in the shops from New Years day. Now the big bakeries have worked out if they take the cross off them they can sell them year round without the religious freaks getting upset that it's a Jesus bun.
We used to return 80% of the hot cross buns the sales reps ordered in January and February because no fuker would buy them that early in the year, but 'customer demand' still put them on the shelf for a week before we'd take them all back.