The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Rabid Headbanger]

Wat

 

[waif]

I was implying that I would masturbate quite vigorously and make a huge mess.

 

[skeptik]

Masturbation is a sin. I've never done it in my life.

 

[waif]

I feel so guilty.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

 

[CAIRATH]

Yeah, way to go to hell everyone.

 

[waif]

Damn us! Not only that, but I just read that masturbation shrivels your manhood!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

It also blinds you and kills various cute animals.

 

[Death Aflame]

I'm currently making dinner (chicken pot pies and corn, yeah I am not very much of a chef) and listening to Massacra. After which I have class (Business of the Film Industry, fairly interesting course) and then I'll probably be going to the local pool hall with some buddies.

 

[cookiecutter]

I'm aware. I've heard it actually makes it longer.

However, apparently people who masturbate a lot have a higher chance of getting ED when they get older.

I don't think either of these things are true

 

[Zephyrus]

Back from ice skating with my cousin. Twas a good way to burn off that mushroom-pepper-and-anchovy pizza and chocolate custard.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Fatty.

 

[Zephyrus]

I eat pizza about 5 times a year, at most.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

A year is a day for you, plumper.

 

[mutantllama]

It also blinds you and kills various cute animals.

And hair grows on your palm.

 

[Zephyrus]

Watch your mouth, I'll be in Canada tomorrow.

@ Rabid

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Which part?

It's a big county, Wally the Walrus.

 

[Zephyrus]

That part North of the U.S.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

:Smug:

 

[mutantllama]