The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Zephyrus]

Made a pact with some friends. Not gonna whack off for at least 5 weeks. If my posts seem depressed, angry, frustrated, or tense, this is probably why.

"I'm out!"

 

[False Joe]

Why make that kinda pact?

Srsly?

You're the only one that's gonna take it seriously, and get pissy and shit.

Wanking is such a chill out activity.

I make sure I get one in before work every friday.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I can garuntee your going to get more boners at extremely akward times for no reason.

 

[cookiecutter]

I've always wondered what it would be like to do one of those Master of your Domain contests

 

[Matt]

You're lying

ya

 

[Cythraul]

I had some friends who took formal logic and it looked scary. Reminded me of boolean algebra

Actually, it's not all that bad; it just looks scary (well, it can be scary depending on the difficulty of the proof you're doing (it also depends on what kind of formal logic you're dealing with, e.g. predicate, modal, relevance, paraconsistent, etc.) I happen to love doing formal logic. It's way more intuitive than any algebra I've ever done (and more important to me considering I'm a philosophy student). The t-proofs we're doing in this class actually aren't a part of formal logic, and they're way more annoying than anything you'd ever have to do in formal logic.

 

[Matt]

Had to get my hair cut today.

 

[mutantllama]

Made a pact with some friends. Not gonna whack off for at least 5 weeks. If my posts seem depressed, angry, frustrated, or tense, this is probably why.

That would be hard, probably impossible for me. I usually wank at least every day. On those odd times when I don't wank off in a few days, then when I finally do it feels good.

 

[waif]

"I'm out!"

?

I can garuntee your going to get more boners at extremely akward times for no reason.

I know. But it's a test of willpower. At this point I'm committed. Can't back out.

That would be hard, probably impossible for me. I usually wank at least every day. On those odd times when I don't wank off in a few days, then when I finally do it feels good.

.

 

[waif]

 

[seedofvengeance]

?

There was a legendary Seinfeld episode where they made a pact like that, and no one made it. It was hilarious, one of the best episodes ever.

 

[waif]

Ah.

I think I can make it.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Bullshit. You'll have your hand on your cock by the end of the week.

 

[waif]

I woke up with it on my cock, tbh. But I had the self restraint not to gratify myself.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

You know masturbation is healthy, right?

 

[waif]

I'm aware. I've heard it actually makes it longer.

However, apparently people who masturbate a lot have a higher chance of getting ED when they get older.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

They make pills for that buddy...

 

[waif]

I know. I'm actually curious about Viagra, tbh. I don't not whack off because of fear or anything. Although the extra testosterone may be useful.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Enjoy your akwardly placed boners.

 

[waif]

I won't, thank you. About half my day for the next five weeks will consist of thinking unhappy thoughts to keep it down. But when the five weeks are over you have no idea. I'll have to remember to put on a raincoat.