The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[waif]

"I'm out!"

?

I can garuntee your going to get more boners at extremely akward times for no reason.

I know. But it's a test of willpower. At this point I'm committed. Can't back out.

That would be hard, probably impossible for me. I usually wank at least every day. On those odd times when I don't wank off in a few days, then when I finally do it feels good.

.

 

[waif]

 

[seedofvengeance]

?

There was a legendary Seinfeld episode where they made a pact like that, and no one made it. It was hilarious, one of the best episodes ever.

 

[waif]

Ah.

I think I can make it.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Bullshit. You'll have your hand on your cock by the end of the week.

 

[waif]

I woke up with it on my cock, tbh. But I had the self restraint not to gratify myself.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

You know masturbation is healthy, right?

 

[waif]

I'm aware. I've heard it actually makes it longer.

However, apparently people who masturbate a lot have a higher chance of getting ED when they get older.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

They make pills for that buddy...

 

[waif]

I know. I'm actually curious about Viagra, tbh. I don't not whack off because of fear or anything. Although the extra testosterone may be useful.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Enjoy your akwardly placed boners.

 

[waif]

I won't, thank you. About half my day for the next five weeks will consist of thinking unhappy thoughts to keep it down. But when the five weeks are over you have no idea. I'll have to remember to put on a raincoat.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Wat

 

[waif]

I was implying that I would masturbate quite vigorously and make a huge mess.

 

[skeptik]

Masturbation is a sin. I've never done it in my life.

 

[waif]

I feel so guilty.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

 

[CAIRATH]

Yeah, way to go to hell everyone.

 

[waif]

Damn us! Not only that, but I just read that masturbation shrivels your manhood!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

It also blinds you and kills various cute animals.