The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

This show gets more awesome by the fucking second.

"Hey kid! What are you doing?"
"I'm hitting this building with a hammer"
"You can't do that!"
"Yeah I can. My parents are dead"
"Ooooooh doh!"

"What are you doing?"
"Hanging out with black people"
"Where are your parents?"
"They're dead. YEAH! -pops out of scene-"

"Hey. I'm the guy who played Steve in that last sketch. You might wonder how we pulled it off. Actually, it was a bit of hollywood magic.

You see, I was filmed infront of a blue screen and through the power of special effects interacted seemlessly with the black guy.
See. I was never in danger.
I was filmed in a studio, while the black guy was filmed many miles away so I was never in harms way for a second."
 
Eating pizza, listening to Dream Theater, looking for a cheap instrument that I could get for my birthday (even though its not for a few months).
 
Whitest Kids U Know - History 1620

Native Indians: "American sucks. I'm bored. Let's burn this place down"
Europeans: "Hello native indians. We are europeans"
Native Indians: "Piss off man. We're gonna burn this whole place down. FOR SATAN"
European 1: "Surely we can live in Harmony?"
European 2: "Now now, they were here first, they can do with this country as they want. Let's go back"
Native Indians: "NO DEAL. WE DEMAND YOU STAY AND FIGHT US. Or we're gonna follow you back to Europe and rape all your babies. And then rape all the babies in the WORLD"
European: "Well, for the sake of our babies we shall fight. After this can we live in Peace?"
Native Indians: "NO DEAL. Whoever loses has to live on reservations"