Whitest Kids U Know - History 1620
Native Indians: "American sucks. I'm bored. Let's burn this place down"
Europeans: "Hello native indians. We are europeans"
Native Indians: "Piss off man. We're gonna burn this whole place down. FOR SATAN"
European 1: "Surely we can live in Harmony?"
European 2: "Now now, they were here first, they can do with this country as they want. Let's go back"
Native Indians: "NO DEAL. WE DEMAND YOU STAY AND FIGHT US. Or we're gonna follow you back to Europe and rape all your babies. And then rape all the babies in the WORLD"
European: "Well, for the sake of our babies we shall fight. After this can we live in Peace?"
Native Indians: "NO DEAL. Whoever loses has to live on reservations"